A shitpost, but a wonderful script fill shitpost it is.
Script by u/margo-moon, thank you for, whatever this is
slight because
sooooo depending on your relationship with a borderline-cartoonish midwest accent, this mayyy or may not be a little shitpost-esque.
possibly not what u/gowonzu2scripts intended for this piece... but definitely still hot.
⚠ this was made by an adult for adults, all rights are reserved. please don't download or repost anywhere without my express permission.
A lovely, spooky shitpost that is so theatrical you'll wonder if its not the hottest piece of vampire theater this summer!! Thanks to my number one gal u/HannahSlamma for her being well, Girl 1 <3
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Shitpost Script from u/MrHarcourt. Got a little mean with this one...
If you forced a computer to read thousands of erotic audio scripts, it might come up with something like this shitpost-y romp from u/totallynotnatalie. I recorded two versions. Here's one with a definitely very sexy robot.
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For today’s collab, Girl 1 (u/HannahSlamma) and Girl 2 (u/RuthieRen) are playing two of the strongest vampire hunters alive, feared worldwide for our ruthless efficiency and hunting prowess. For the past few months, we have been hunting down one of the oldest and most powerful vampires to ever walk the Earth... Dracula. Recently, we have been closing in on his location - wiping out allies, narrowing down his strongholds, and coming ever closer to erasing the greatest evil the world has ever seen. On the night of this audio, the two of us are resting in your abode, sure of our upcoming victory. But could a surprising piece of technology change the tides of war?
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This stunning shitpost was written by the wonderfully talented u/Branford6 (). Originally inspired by this tweet (), the story takes on a freakish undead life of its own much like the eponymous vampire it stars. Edited by u/HannahSlamma.
If you forced a computer to read thousands of erotic audio scripts, it might come up with something like this shitpost-y romp from u/totallynotnatalie. I recorded two versions. Here's one with my very best bubbly Blue voice that I can muster while feeling like I'm literally dying from this damn cold.
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Please don’t take this seriously lmao <3
Shitpost + commission for Lord Mitsu!
by This shitpost was to fun not to fill so here we are hehehe.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, nerds! Have a lil shitpost 'cause I love ya~
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It’s July 3rd, also known as, the moment your adorable, (if i do say so myself) theatre geek girlfriend has been anticipating for the past few weeks. Hamilton is on Disney+! And although her dream of seeing Hamilton live is only partially being quenched, she’s just excited to spend some quality time with you. And rewatch it 700 times, of course. I’ll never be satisfied
This audio is what I’d like to politely dub, a wholesome shitpost. I love love love Hamilton and I am so excited to “waste” my weekend rewatching it a million times.
All constructive criticism and requests are welcomed as you all get to know me! I’ve got so so so much more to give, so I hope you guys enjoy. Blessed be.
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day, nerds! Have a lil shitpost 'cause I love ya~
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Yeah baby, yeah baby, we ain't nothin' but scissors; let's do it like we do it for all of the jizzers...
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