You keep staring at my tits... you think I haven't noticed? You're lucky your girlfriend hasn't... but I don't blame you. I've got a lot going on up here...
This is laying a cornerstone of my sexuality on the table, my milf kink. And since I only ever seem to trip over my words during ramblefaps, I thought it'd be easier to fall back on a "one word challenge" guideline.
*note* the listener's breasts are described as "big" or "huge" once or twice.
Walking into our living room, seeing you on the couch with the phone. It's work and you're incredibly bored listening to your boss.
But Kitten wants to cheer you up and play with you while you're on the phone.
It might be a little static-y, I do apologize for that.