I found this one in an image on 4chan. The reason I recorded it was because I found it amusing like some sort of sick joke. It's over the top: a skanky imp Midna rapes Zelda with her own ass. WTF.
Anyway, Your mileage may vary. You have been warned.
Ganon’s power grows with each passing of the red blood moon, tainting the land with his spite and hatred of all that is good and pure in the world of Hyrule. For a millennium his rage, malaise, and demise were kept at bay by a powerful and noble spirit, sealed away in a banished tomb… Until Ganon’s power overtook Link's, causing destruction and chaos to split the hero and Zelda/Listener apart. She’s now at the mercy of the scornful and monstrous king, a man who will stop at nothing to take what he believes is rightfully owed to him.
As many of you may know I have a soft spot for gaming and had a blast playing through Breath of the Wild on my Switch so
when I saw (this](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/ifdlch/a_gerudo_guard_finds_a_cute_hylian_f4m_legend_of/)
delightful script by /u/depressedThaumaturge I couldn't help but record it!
A Gerudo warrior stands guard in front of Gerudo Town. She’s bored, and humming to herself until a cute Hylian vai dressed in Gerudo silks comes wandering out of the desert.
After drinking just a bit too much ale at the town bar, the Gerudo guard offers a place to sleep it off which the Hylian gleefully accepts.
The Gerudo are famed for their strength after all, come on, cutie, just let me carry you home like the prize you are. You look even cuter cradled in my arms! I want to show you just how cute I think you really are.
My love, will you show me your Mastersword?
Music credits:
Gerudo Town - Day / Night by Manaka Kataoka, Yasuaki Iwata, and Hajime Wakai
This was made as part of a sweet little Valentine's Day collab put together by BeforeSunsets/Tolea1989.
Fairy Problems
Ever have one of those scripts you see and immediately feel the need to do such? This was one of those for me. Script and editing by the lovely /u/von-scriptenstein, who I owe a thousand life hearts. :D
