You're a shy girl. One day you decided to take some pictures from your crushes IG and turn them into a fan edit.... Which you then posted online.
The only problem? He found out it was YOU that made it, and decides to approach you at a party to ask you WTF.
What happens next? You'll have to listen to find out
I found this one in an image on 4chan. The reason I recorded it was because I found it amusing like some sort of sick joke. It's over the top: a skanky imp Midna rapes Zelda with her own ass. WTF.
Anyway, Your mileage may vary. You have been warned.
www.reddit.com/user/BadGirlUK/submitted
for my audiowhore challenge
Synopsis for the Listener: You wake up in the middle of the night to find that your favorite anime waifu body pillow has come to life…and for some reason has arms. Terrifying though this is, you are unable to resist as the horny pillow takes you by force, quickly veering into not just nymphomania…but also MEGAlomania! Additional tags:
This is another all-over-the-place, questioning-myself kind of ramble because why not? Help.
Sorry if this ramble is all over the place, but yeah...have me talk about moans I like hearing (and doing).
The tags pretty much explain what's going on here, so...yeah. :P
Wherein we hear what it might sound like if Groot got off.
dude i'm so fucking embarrassed ima just go clean up I hope you enjoy and like there's a lot of weird shit in here but yeah it was anxious fate night and I hope you enjoy and embrace it.
I hope you feel embraced by my voice and safe when you listen. I hope to provide an escape from your own reality to a Fate of your choice in these daily updates you get to know me and I truly want to know you to thank you so much you mean the world to me I can't thank any of you enough :)
So, i herd u liek mudkipz. i liek mudkipz! MUUUDDKIIPZ!
Rambling about my fucked-up hearing, concept albums, and my choir girl days while casually eating Trolli jellybeans...just another normal day.
I sincerely apologize for slurring my words a bit while doing this AMA, so I'm hoping y'all hang in there with me as you listen to me drone off some answers to your great questions. :D
