You may think you can push me around, but if you even try I will bring you to your knees with one swift kick.
I found this one in an image on 4chan. The reason I recorded it was because I found it amusing like some sort of sick joke. It's over the top: a skanky imp Midna rapes Zelda with her own ass. WTF.
Anyway, Your mileage may vary. You have been warned.
Caught watching porn and fapping instead of pleasing mistress: you deserve to be punished!
Something has gone wrong with Vixen's totem. Animals are seeping into her mind and they are in heat! On the upside, Batman sent the new recruit to check in on her...
The young paladin really thought he could destroy the Sorceress Queen. Nope. Instead she gives him a ride and a choice...
Good things can come in small packages, but not in this package. Try again next time.
It's OK to be fucked up. A reply to someone on 4chan, but, really, this goes for everyone out there.
The good doctor conscripts her favorite experimental subject to help her feed her pet leeches. Substantial aftercare section with a romantic bent.
Taking my time to tease you and get you off. Follow my lead.
Literally an entire masturbation session. I was licking the dildo occasionally to get it wet. I quickly found out that when I drink a lot of ginseng green tea with honey I end up tasting really, really good!
Who says cat girls are the best? This ferret girl is just as good if not better!
You want to jack off to my voice? Fine, but you're going to be thinking of your friend, Max.
Getting off, then letting you know I was thinking of you during it.
An unboxing video for the Samsung Boy (Slave model 31.8), a mid-range anatomically correct android.
So, i herd u liek mudkipz. i liek mudkipz! MUUUDDKIIPZ!
You're a good boy, anon, but it's time for bed...
I met him at a party. I couldn't resist! I'm sorry, my love... A request for Andrzej.
Getting a phone call is no reason to stop a decent masturbation session. Right?
I am not man, void, or machine. Greater than all three, I am something inbetween.
Apparently someone wanted me to do a "reading" of a song that is mostly spoken as if it's being read. Consider this a not-quite-cover... I don't sing or anything.
