Sitting on Daddy's lap goes too far
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Summary: You (the listener) are visiting your father (the speaker) for some time.
One night you come out and sit with him on the couch to watch some boring TV show neither of you really cares about.
You ask him if you can sit on his lap while watching; just for old time's sake, of course. You don't have any... ulterior motives.
You're a good boy, after all.
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