Better Than Sex Cake Recipe:
"This is an old-fashioned, but easy-to-make devil's food cake recipe. Pound cake like texture and sinfully chocolaty. This is from an old Philadelphia Bakery."
Cake Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter
3 (1 ounce) squares unsweetened chocolate
2 cups white sugar
2 eggs
1 cup water
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 cup milk
1 teaspoon distilled white vinegar
Topping Ingredients:
1/2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
6 ounces caramel ice cream topping
3 (1.4 ounce) bars chocolate covered toffee, chopped
1 (8 ounce) container frozen whipped topping, thawed
(Hint: I crush my candy bars into small chunks as opposed to crumbs - I like to have pieces I can chew on!)
Directions
1.Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Lightly grease and flour one 9x13 inch pan or two 9 inch round pans.
2.In a small pan melt the butter or margarine with the unsweetened chocolate. Set aside to cool slightly.
3.Cream together the sugar and the eggs until light in color. Add the chocolate mixture to the eggs and temper mixture by beating well (so you don't end up with scrambled eggs!) Add 1 cup boiled water (still warm) and blend well. Mixture will be very liquid.
4.Mix together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Add this mixture to the chocolate mixture and blend well.
5.Mix together the vinegar and the milk and stir into the chocolate batter. Pour into prepared pan(s).
6.Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool on wire rack for 5 minutes. Make slits across the top of the cake, making sure not to go through to the bottom.
7.In a saucepan over low heat, combine sweetened condensed milk and caramel topping, stirring until smooth and blended. Slowly pour the warm topping mixture over the top of the warm cake, letting it sink into the slits; then sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars liberally across the entire cake while still warm.
8.Let cake cool completely, then top with whipped topping. Decorate the top of the cake with some more chocolate toffee bar chunks and swirls of caramel topping. Refrigerate and serve right from the pan!
Bon Appétit
3 years since I've been on Reddit!~
I brought a couple of friends to "celebrate" my cake day!
Enjoy~
Hello and happy should’ve posted Thursday but it’s fucking Saturday??
As many of you know, my Cake Day was on Thursday. I made this audio to post later in the day to help celebrate one year of cumming for strangers on the internet by….cumming for strangers on the internet….but, I’ll let you in on a secret. I was sick last week, my head was foggy and I literally forgot I had a recording ready to go….So, here we are.
Please enjoy this Cake Day celebration.
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A belated cake day audio (part deux)!
It's my Cake Day, ya'll... I bought a wand vibe, and hadn't made a recording with it, so, here it is... Seriously though, m'balls are still tingling...
Script by dominaexcrucior (Christina);
Edit by daliafolia with SFX from Epidemic and homemade;
Starring anonmalethrowaway19 (Paul Nobody)
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!!! Please read the tags and avoid if farting is not for you !!! This is not a shitpost but a faithful depiction of a loving, kinky couple !!! There are fart sfx featured between 6:35 and 10:05 !!!
Improv by: Lady Scarlett (u/Evanescent_Blush)
Your co-worker Susan threw herself an unofficial work party for her birthday. It's an odd party. Strawberry cake, chicken decor, and dirty Jenga? The game leads to 7 minutes, alone in the closet, with your hot co-worker who you haven't gotten much of a chance to talk to yet. But, you'll definitely remember each other's names after tonight.
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This came from a lovely script from u/ShyLittleMouse
, and seeing as it is Dr. Em's Cake Month, I KNEW I needed an appropriate script. Something dark, something emotional, something....
Different.
This fit the bill. A person waking up in the hands of their worse nightmare. Someone that wanted their pain, their terror...
Their body. But not for them. For their yearly lover.... Death. Time for that yearly date night....
a cake day post to say thanks
Today is your birthday! That would be a good thing, except everyone you invited to your party didn’t show. Not a single person. So you’ve spent the past few hours sitting alone with an uneaten cake, wallowing in sadness. That is until you get a call. It’s from your best friend, who’s currently away on vacation. Even though you feel terrible, you’re going to try your best to put on a brave face.
It's midnight on your birthday, and the woman who's been stalking you wants to be the first to wish you a very special day.
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