Podcasturbation-2023-1213: Pussy-Free Enablement for Masturbators
Are you pussy-free, or considering it, but feel uncertain of the choice? This podcasturbation provides advice for virgins, copulators, or post-pussy masturbators about going pussy-free. We define the benefits and identify blocking issues. We seek to enable, not convert; the choice is yours. Warning: normal males should not listen, to avoid risk of accidental pussy-free conversion.
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1. Upvote and comment something nice
2. In one short paragraph message me what you plan to do during your free use trial
3. Submit your request to my agent through fax, idk how that shit works either but he does
4. Read the entire Harry Potter series in reverse order and tell me who the coolest character in each book (cannot pick a character that is shown in multiple books)
5. Provide your credit card number so when your free trial expires we can auto renew your subscription
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This is all just a shit post but your kind words and nice messages are more than welcome <3 Bats
I mean, do we even need a description here this time? It's another free free use audio, baby!
Maybe I've got free use on the brain... I'm the one using you this time, so I hope you like the change of pace!
Welcome to Milky Mac’s Free Range, Free Use Cow-Boy Ranch! or
Just a little short and.. sweet? audio to start this week ( > 〰 < )♡
Youve had a long day.. and youre looking forward to having some bros over and chilling out.. but you need to blow off some steam first....
Luckily your roommate is free use.. and currently just bundled up under some blankets..
So you decide to get some stress relief..
Sometimes i just cant stop thinking about.. these.. free use scenarios.. (｡>\\<) something about them just feels so.. naughty yet.. so normal? idk im rambling (,,>﹏<,,)
((also if you wanna hear more of my exclusive stuff, get audios early, or hear about commissions i have a patreon @ TeddyBoyAudios))
It's called free use, not free cuddling, so fuck me already! to to
"Free Use - You Snooze You Lose!"
You and your partner have made a Free Use agreement. Anything in the bedroom goes - and it goes both ways - and you're determined to be the first one to get the upper hand with your sleepy VA.
While there is fucking involved, there is no mention of genitals or what is used to make this a free for all 18+ to enjoy.
There are only two kinds of masturbators: those who are pussy-free, and those who will be pussy-free. Have you gone pussy-free yet? Are you in denial? Virgins, fuck-failures, intra-pussy copulators, post-pussy masturbators, this podcasturbation will help you realize where you and all masturbators will wind up.
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I am finishing up the last couple kink audios from my patreon poll so this week is Free Use!! Which.. i was excited for cause these are.. fun for me
You come home from a really shitty day at work and find me doing some.. lewd poses for my daily stretches.. (,,>﹏<,,)
So.. you decide to take advantage of a little free use stress relief.. pushing me down on my mat and...... (｡>\\<) im surprised and poke just a little bit of fun.. but you shut me up quick enough..
((also if you wanna hear more of my exclusive stuff, get audios early, or make requests i have a patreon @ TeddyBoyAudios))
We have a free use deal but.. today you just can't seem to stop.. you've already used me so much today that this time it's almost too much..
You decide to stop my whining by being 'nice' and getting me off too.. it's so quick and rough.. but i still say thank you....
(｡>\\<) this one has some implied context, so i hope it comes across okay.. ive just been in a free use mood if you can tell.....
((also if you wanna hear more of my exclusive stuff, get audios early, or make requests i have a patreon @ TeddyBoyAudios))
I got some new lingerie the other day and I feel so sexy and slutty wearing it. Listen to me while I detail how wearing it makes me wanna be your free use little toy.
Script by /u/AudiebleAlt!
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After you discover that your controlling boyfriend cheated on you with multiple people, you break up with him instantly. That same day, you see an advertisement for a “Free Use House” event happening near your area. To be fucked by whoever desired you, or to fuck whoever you wanted… it sounded like a dream, now that you were free to do as you pleased.Deciding that you wanted to get revenge (and that you had nothing left to lose), you drove down to this Free Use House, not having a clue of what to expect… though, it just so happens that you would stumble upon the right person to show you around, and maybe… just maybe… even help you give you what you’re looking for.
Summary: "If you’re going to embrace interplanetary travel, it’s good to immerse yourself in the customs of the places you visit"
Excerpt from the script: "I think if you’re going to embrace interplanetary travel, it’s good to immerse yourself in the customs of the places you visit. Don’t you agree?"
CW: This script takes places in a fantasy world where designated zones exist for men to sexually use women. In this society this is normal and a positive experience for the women who choose to partake. Fictional characters express attitudes that would be sexist and harmful in our reality. This script is not an endorsement of such views. If you have difficulty with the difference between fantasy and reality, please step away from GWA and consider talking to a trusted grownup.
All writing credit for this wonderful interplanetary adventure goes to u/daliafolia who is absolutely fantastic and amazing I have such a huge creative crush on her work it's not even funny. But like I guess I kinda make her scripts my free use sluts in a way if you really think hard about it but not that hard cause then you'd see I was crazy! haha
I'm Fate I had a great time recording this and thank you so much for everything listeners from the up-votes, to the comments even the very very descriptive ones, and messsages and yes those very very descriptive one too! rofl
I appreciate you listening and I hope you have a great one and enjoy your ride in the free use carriage!
Bye I'm Fate
Summary:Listener is one of the most hardworking students in her program who hardly takes any time to rest. Narrator is a member of the Free-Use-Himbo Club (F.U.H.C. Club) who's looked up to Listener for a while. When Listener decides that she finally needs someone to help her relieve some stress, Narrator is more than excited to help.
All feedback is appreciated and wanted! Dms and comments are always most welcome :)
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Disclaimer: this audio should only be listened by adults, no one under the age of 18 as this is 18+ content.
hii cutie! get ready to sink deep into my bratty bimbo voice as i guide you into embracing your true self: a free use whore. in this file, i’ll tease, taunt, and slowly break down all your free will until you can’t help but surrender to what you’ve always been meant to be: a soft, obedient slut who gets used by anyone, anywhere, anytime.
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hii cutie! get ready to sink deep into my bratty bimbo voice as i guide you into embracing your true self: a free use whore. in this file, i’ll tease, taunt, and slowly break down all your free will until you can’t help but surrender to what you’ve always been meant to be: a soft, obedient slut who gets used by anyone, anywhere, anytime.
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I'm part of the Federally Funded Free-Use Femboy Program, and I'll be working this street corner today. The goal of the program is to provide submissive and breedable femboys for the public to use for sexual release. So for the rest of the day, I'll be here for any of you to fuck to your heart's content ><;
This AMAZING script was written by u/SkippTheScript
You saw an advertisement for a houseboy in an all girl dorm. It comes with free board, and has great pay! There's just one small catch...
for a Script by /u/Signal-Razzmatazz589
Business is slow at the Lucky Rabbit Hop Shop, which is unfortunate for the bored and horny employee manning the sex shop cash register. He's desperate to get fucked sell some straps, but what's a boy to do with no customers in sight? Suddenly, like a saving grace, a customer walks in and his head swims with visions of being railed in the dressing room. He knows true professional needs tact when closing the deal. Of course he's hardly a professional, but he's more than willing to offer you some "free samples".
Summary: I (the speaker) am the free use slut of the house, available for anyone to use whenever they want.
You (the listener) take full advantage of this, using me several times a day. That is what I'm here for!
Whether I'm on the phone, gaming with friends, or even being used by one of our other room-mates, I'm sure there's a hole I can fit you into!
