Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck
Hey, Masturbator — are you getting any pussy? I didn’t think so. What you need is a pittyfuck, and the sure way to get one is from a couch. What, you’ve never humped a couch? Just get out your FleshLight or make a homemade rubber pussy, and let’s get a couch pussy pittyfuck. (Sorry about the audio clicks on this recording).
Produced by Onania.Org/asm
Summary: After a night of too much partying with your college bros, you take a quiet break on your favorite couch. Maybe it’s the alcohol, but you’ve never realized how soft and smooth this couch is. And now she’s whispering to you…
This was an absolute _blast_. We're not gonna talk about how many times it took me to get through in one take without cracking up.
The subject matter is both contemporary and and timeless. There's a little couch f*cker in all of us, no?
My sexting pal was sending me hot shit and I couldn't help myself... I told him I was moving to the couch, and that he needed to keep sending me his hot shit, and that i would send him the recording of me getting off to his filthy texts when I was done cumming...
So here it is! Me legit getting off on my creaky couch, with one leg up hooked over the back and the other flopped out to side to really let me get at my pussy.
What a great way to spend ten minutes... Wish this was my coffee break every damn day...
Any time is a good time for couch sex.
A sensual massage leads to sex on the couch
"It's been a long day and you could use a massage. Of course, touching your body heats things up. You deserve a good fucking too..."
"Hi Baby! (chuckles) I’m so glad your home! Like what you see? Hehe that beautiful smile of yours gives it away. Oh these? I know how much you love these thigh highs, I figured they were the only thing I needed to wear to greet you while on my knees. I’m the surprise, silly…you get to do whatever you want to me…whatever you want. Make me as sore as your job has made you."
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Summary: Your roommate was going to go on a nice date until the guy cancelled on her, why not cheer her up with something nice? Who knows how much fun yall could have by the end of it?
Also psst if you want more go
Hello everyone!
I'm a little bit new to this kind of thing, but I wrote an original script based on an experience I once had.
I have a very open friend circle and I've often been put into situations where they want to use me, and they know I want to be used.
I hope you enjoy the perspective of a MILF going over to a friends house expecting to watch some tv and hang out, and instead being greeted by the sexual tension of two of her best male friends wanting to explore her intimately.. At the same time.
1,001 Kisses
It’s the end of our kissing trilogy, and our rooftop smoochers are seeing each other after five weeks apart since you moved home. You go back to your parents’ house to hang out and have a sexy makeout session on the couch. Then you go upstairs to your bedroom, and very quietly make love so as not to wake your parents. But it’s not boring quiet sex. It’s super passionate, lusty, delicious sex with so many kisses you won’t be able to see straight.
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so pleased to be performing more words from u/breathingdirtyair505 ♡
(all SFX are by me and from FreeSound!) Enjoy, love! ♡♡
You come home after a very long and tiring work week, just ready to sink into the couch, watch your favorite movie and snack away your problems with your partner. Due to the snowstorm, however, the power goes out and you just about lose it, but your daddy comforts you with cuddles, compliments and a creampie in front of the warm fireplace.
Pet names: honey, love of my life, sweetheart, my angel, baby, good girl, sweetie, babygirl, my darling, my love, little lady, sweet girl, brave girl, clever girl, princess, my girl, pretty one, good fucking girl, perfect girl
It is of utmost joy and honour to record this beautiful private script by Nyx (u/Cubbygemini) and Missy (u/missywri1es) <3 Thank you so much, my muses and wonderful friends!
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my bed in the role of The Couch
my pussy in the role of My Pussy
Your girlfriend wakes up from her nap as you finish studying and insists you cuddle and sleep on the couch tonight.
Script by u/fluufywulf
Oh hey… I was just laying here on thinking about you. You are my and I hadn’t told you in a while how I am of you and how much I you. you are my come true
Took a bit of personal time to myself, hope y'all didn't mind too much. Feels good to be back though x
It's not everyday someone saves your life. It's not everyday you bump into your savior.
