You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special.
Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however)
It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr!
This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below!
~Audio Transcript Below~
McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with-
McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone!
McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too-
McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry.
McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway?
McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips…
McCree: What are you?-
McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. We just gotta We gotta We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell.
McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting.
McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. And… your underwear… Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can Heh, that’s what a thought…
McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. How long did they have you waiting in here for me? Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait.
McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me.
McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? Okay, I’m just gonna Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby.
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McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you.
McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make?
McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby.
McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me.
McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me.
McCree: Yes Sir. No sir I’m just seeing off my- I know I know, I-
McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. Got it, won’t let it happen again. Okay, I’ll be back soon.
McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea-
McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck.
McCree: Jesus…. We gotta do this again… Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. Pants are over there Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. Okay, you be safe too then. Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. I can be a gentleman, jeez.
McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. Alright, I’ll see you later then. Love you.
McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? How long we got till we take off? Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. Hmm? Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…
BEGIN SCENE
Hey sweetie. Merry Christmas!
Ooh, it’s so cozy and warm in here. You’ve made the place look so nice. The tree looks amazing. And the lights... oh, and you’ve even got a fire going? Oh it’s perfect sweetie.
And of course... *you* are looking just perfect too, baby. Hmm... don't you look all cute in your little Christmas outfit.
Mmm... oh yeah, this cute little sweater... it's so soft... mmm... ooh, and so tight... hmmm... and this little red skirt with a white fluffy hem...?
Very Christmassy and *very* sexy... mmm...
Hmm, our first Christmas together. It's gonna be great sweetie.
Yeah of course. I'm excited to see what's on the menu. Oh, almost forgot...
I brought the wine like you asked. I went with red, is that okay?
Oh great. See, I even put a little festive ribbon on it .
So how's it going? Do you need any help?
Oh okay, yeah show me what we have for dessert first. Seems like a good plan. You know I have a sweet tooth. Is it in the kitchen?
Let’s have a look.
Oh... right. Oh... okay.
No, no, I mean, it looks great. Really great, sweetie. It's just, um... did I mention about my allergy? I feel like I did mention it but...
Right. Yeah. I thought I did. So... yeah…
Uh, it looks absolutely delicious and I would love to have some but... spending Christmas day at the hospital is not really what I had in mind .
Oh, no, no sweetie, it's fine. Anyway, I can watch you eat it.
Hey, don't worry, it's okay. There's plenty more food to go around, right? What do we have for the main event?
Yeah? In the oven? Can I take a peek?
Ooh, okay let's have a little preview...
Oh. Well that's odd. Wait a second...
Hm. Uh, has it been cooking long, sweetie?
Oh. Well... uh, I don't know how to tell you this sweetie but... I... I think your oven is broken.
Yeah. Have a look. It's on and everything but, see, there's barely any heat. Everything's still raw.
I mean, you said yourself it was kind of an old oven. Seems to have finally given up on you... at the worst time of course.
Hey, hey, wait, don't get upset.
No the day is *not* ruined.
Well, yeah I'm disappointed but not with you, sweetie. How could you have known that was gonna happen, hmm?
Oh come here.
Look... we have... well, *you* have the cake. There’s still the wine. We got that going for us at least .
Hey, come on, I'm just trying to cheer you up. Seriously sweetie, it's really not that bad.
I know, I know. You wanted everything to be perfect but sometimes things just don't work out the way you planned.
No it is *not* your fault. It's just one of those things, that's all.
*You* need to stop apologising, okay. It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that we're here together, right?
We'll be fine. Hey, I could even rustle us up an omelette or something. How about that?
Well, I'll have you know that omelettes are *very* festive actually .
Come on. Little smile for me, hmm?
There you go. Hmm...
Mmm… mmm… woah, hey . Easy with that tongue there little one. Where did that come from?
No of course I like it, sweetie, but you seem to be rushing things a bit here, hmm? And you're so tense. Are you sure you're okay?
Make it up to me? Listen, I already said, didn't I – you don't have to make anything up to me. I'm fine. I don't care about the food. I just want to spend the day with you.
Woah, hey, what's this now? What are you doing, sweetie?
Uuh, baby... . Wh— what's got into you?
Oh... oh wow... uhhh...
Oof, uuh... you're getting a little bit too... enthusiastic there...
Ow, careful sweetie. It's... it's not a race, okay.
Wait. Sweetie. Just—
Wait, wait, stop just a second... are you doing this because you want to, or because you think you should... hmm?
Sweetie, come on, please, just get up.
Look at me. Now listen... no, shhh, shhh... listen to me. Let's just relax, okay...
Come here. Now let's try to get some of that tension out of those shoulders...
Mm-hm, now why don't we just sit down by the fire, have some wine, watch some TV, and we'll just see where the mood takes us, okay?
Sweetie. Still with this? You're really so worried about making amends... about pleasing me?
Oh, now you want *me* to decide how you can make it up to me?
Hm.
Well... okay. Actually maybe I do have a few ideas.
Yes, sweetie, I do.
And since you asked me *so* nicely...
How about you start by... taking off that cute little sweater for me, hmm?
Woah, hey... I know you're eager little one but no, no – I want you to do it slowly for me.
You see... if I'm not mistaken, you're not wearing anything underneath... are you?
Come on sweetie, I can see your nipples getting hard even through the fabric.
See... just... here...?
I can feel everything...
Hmm, you like that?
Mmm, you're looking very sexy right now. But you still seem a little tense.
Shhh, shhh it's okay. Listen, why don't I help you, hmmm?
Why don't I just... slide my hands underneath, hmm?
Mmm, my hands are warm, aren't they sweetie? Oh yes... oh you're so cute when you moan like that.
Hmm, and I was right, wasn't I? Nothing underneath except soft... ... tender ... skin.
Mmm, that's made some of that tension go away, hmm?
Arms up now, sweetie. That's it.
There. Mmm. Oh what a tempting little thing you are.
Now, how about we get you out of this little skirt as well, hmm?
Oh what's this? No panties either...?! Oh what a naughty girl you are... aren't you?
Say it for me...
Yes, you are .
Hmm, and what happens to naughty girls...?
Hmm, exactly – whatever I want to happen. That's right.
Well, first I think this naughty girl... should be blindfolded.
Hmm, yes. Ah, here, we can use this ribbon from the wine bottle – make you look nice and festive for me.
There.
Hmm, yes, such a naughty little tease...
So… tell me again… is my little one really *that* desperate to make it up to me?
Mmm-hmm... okay well...
Maybe I should get you to bend over this table and give you a good spanking? Hmm?
Or maybe I should make you kneel down in front of me... tell me how sorry you are... and open your mouth for me...
Would you want that?
Or maybe...
... I should lay my little one out on this table.
Aww, what a cute little squeal, sweetie. It’s okay, I’ve got you.
Shh, shh, a-ah, no sweetie – *this* is how you're gonna make it up to me.
Of course I'm not going to punish you. No, no. Now I've got you exactly where I want you, there's only one thing I want to do.
I want to eat you all up.
I want to taste and tease every single inch of you.
I want to hear your little whimpers, and see your delicious body rise to my touch.
And then... I want to make you cum.
A-ah. I'm not taking no for an answer sweetie.
*You* are going to be the best Christmas meal I ever had.
Look at you all laid out for me... naked... trembling... just a little mess of anticipation, aren't you?
Now where do I start with my little treat, hmm?
Maybe I'll start with... these delicious, pouting lips of yours.
Mmm... like the sweetest, most ripe cherries I've ever tasted.
Your neck... mmm... like peppermint cream... mmm... sweet... with just a little spice...
Then how about a little further down... mmm… to your shoulder.
Mmm... delicious shortbread... mmm... buttery and rich...
Then further down...
To your gorgeous breasts... mmm... soft... mmm... and silky as whipped cream...
Mmm, and these nipples... mmm... sweet cinnamon... mmm... and ginger.
Delicious.
Oh sweetie, I could listen to those whimpers of yours all day.
Mmm... now how about this cute... mmm... little tummy, hmm?
Mmm... butterscotch... mmm... and toffee...
All... the way... down... to...
Mm-mm, not yet sweetie.
I need to have a little taste of these thighs first.
Mmm... like strawberry shortcake... mmm... just quivering and melting under my tongue
You like this, huh sweetie? Mmm-hmm.
Now spread your legs wider for me... that’s it.
Oh what a good girl.
Let’s feel how much you’re enjoying it, hmm?
Oh yes. Oh you’re so wet for me... mmm...
Oh I love to see that little face you make when I'm doing this.
Hmmm... cheeks flushed... panting... oh my little one is so needy... .
I want to see you touching yourself too. Play with your nipples for me now sweetie... that's it.
Oh those little moans... oh you don't know how beautiful you are right now.
Yes, that's it, don’t hold back... let it all out.
Good girl.
Here, baby, taste yourself on my fingers... mmm... oh yes that's a good girl. Taste how delicious you are.
Oh that's so sexy.
Now I think it's time for the main course, sweetie.
But... I'm not sure if you're ready. Maybe you need some more teasing first, hmm?
No?
Awww, is my little one getting desperate?
Well then ask me, sweetie.
A-ah, don’t stop touching yourself... that’s it, keep circling your nipples for me and tell me...
Tell me exactly what you want.
Mmm... that's it... oh good girl.
Oh what a sight you are... .
Hmm... I guess I'm gonna get my Christmas treat after all, hmm?
Mmm... feel my tongue... mmm... gliding over you... inside you... mmm... devouring you...
Mmm... you're sweeter than a candy cane... mmm...
Sweeter than chocolate... mmm...
Oh what a delicious little dessert you are...
Mmm, let's give that needy little clit some attention... mmm...
Oh yeah...
Mm, keep playing with your nipples too sweetie.
Mmm... oh it's so hot watching you do that...
Mmm... hearing your pleasure... seeing you slowly fall apart...
Mmm... so good...
Oh baby. Are you close? Are you gonna cum for me?
Come on sweetie, that’s it... cum for me...
Oh yes... mmm... let me lick you all up... mmm...
Oh baby. Oh that was so hot.
Here, let me take that blindfold off you now.
There. Oh sweetie...
So, are you feeling more relaxed now?
Mm-hm. And do you see what I was trying to say to you earlier, hmm?
You are more delicious than any meal I could ever want to eat. And you shouldn’t worry so much.
Now, I'm gonna wrap you up in a big ol' blanket and put you in front of the fire with a glass of wine.
And then I'm gonna make you the best Christmas omelette you ever tasted .
Merry Christmas. I love you, sweetie.
END
Summary: You show up at your best friend's house, expecting to see your friend. Instead, her brother is the only one in the house. You decide to stay over, but not for your friend.
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“Hey cutie, what are you doing here?”
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“My sister? You must be mistaken, she won’t be home for a while.”
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“She told you to meet up at this time? Uh… I suppose she didn’t tell you.”
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“Our mom needed her at the office for some reason, so she left. She won’t be home for about an hour or so.”
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“She left like ten minutes ago.”
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“Yeah, that must suck. I’m assuming you’re gonna leave and then come back.”
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“Oh, who dropped you off?"
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“Your brother? Man, he didn’t even bother to stay for a little bit.”
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"Basketball game… I see. Well, I guess he won’t come back for a while. You’re welcome to stay and wait for her. I know how far your house is.”
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“Don’t worry, I’m offering. Come on in.”
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“Let’s head up to my room and we can have some real fun."
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*laughs*
“I’m teasing, but the offer’s still on the table.”
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*laughs*
“There’s that reaction I wanted. *sigh* I’ll be in my room.”
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“Do whatever, just don’t steal or anything"
(footsteps receding)
Timeskip
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“Oh, sorry. I didn’t notice you there. Do you need anything?”
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“Oh, you just wanted to see me?”
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*laughs*
“Don’t worry about it. I’m not playing with anyone right now, so you’re not barging in.”
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“Yeah, just playing games right now. So… don’t mind me.”
(keys tapping on keyboard)
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*laughs*
“You’re still here?”
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“Oh no, don’t leave. Keep me company. You must be so bored having to wait for my sister. Can’t believe she didn’t tell you.”
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“She told you ten minutes after you came in? *laughs* I gotta knock some sense into her.”
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“Hey, only I can say that about my sister.”
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*laughs*“God, you should’ve seen the look on your face. Don’t worry, I’m obviously joking with you.”
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(keys tapping on keyboard)
“You wanna give it a go?”
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“It’s okay, I’ll teach you how to play.”
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“Come on, don’t be shy.”
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“Great, pull up a chair or something.”
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“Oh? There’s none?”
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“You wanna sit on my lap-?!”
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“No no no, go ahead. Here, *laughs* it’s all warmed up for you.”
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“Aw, do you not want to?”
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*gasp*(shaky) “Well, it seems you’re not so shy anymore.”
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(shaky) “Yeah… yeah I can… I can teach you how to play. So, this is to move… *gasp*”
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(shaky) “Shut up, I-I’m fine… now, where were we?”
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“Right, so this to move and then this is to- *soft moan*”
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“Shut up… let’s just.. Whatever. This is to attack, got it?”
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“Yeah, it’s really easy. Go ahead, give it a try.”
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*laughs*“You did it- *gasp*”
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“Yeah, I’m fine. *sharp inhale* It’s just.. Do you really have to move around like that?”
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“Nothing, it doesn’t matter.”
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“I’m sure, just keep playing.”
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*slight moan*“No- I just- ugh screw it. What are you doing?”
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“You know what I’m talking about. Why are you teasing me like that?”
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“Don’t play dumb with me sweetheart.”
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“Not speaking, huh? *sigh* you’re my sister’s best friend… this is so wrong.”
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*scoff*“Do you really think I hate it? I love it, so why are you holding back right now?”
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“Why so silent? You know what… I’m gonna turn this off.”
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“Go ahead, do what you were doing before.”…
[kisses with slight moans in between
]“God, you’re just so perfect.”
“She can be home any minute, you know that, right?”
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“No.. keep grinding on me, sweetheart."
(groan)
“I’ve always had fantasies of you…. So… many.”.
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“Of course.”*moan*“You knew what you were doing, huh? Every sleepover, every dinner you would show up with those outfits that just fit… so perfectly on that beautiful body of yours.”
“You know what I’m talking about.”“So you admit it?”
“Ugh, I love you so much sweetheart."
(groan)
"You're so fucking pretty. You know what? Get on the bed."
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"You did this to yourself."
