SCENE 1 - BAKERY: Listener pacing around the kitchen. Sounds of exhaust fans are heard, ambience/mellow/soft music playing in the background. Doors open as the Speaker enters the scene, light footsteps from the Speaker.
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(Surprised) You’re still here… I thought you were just finishing packing up for the day?
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(Curious) What are you working on?
Oh, the cupcakes? I see…
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(Spoken softly) Don't worry, I'll make sure to finish frosting them first thing in the morning…
All of the bread is in their respective containers… sealed well to preserve freshness… (Playful) or whatever it is that you say.
(Concerned) You seem so tense… everything alright, sweetheart?
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(Softly spoken) Look… I know it’s our first bakery fair tomorrow but…
It’ll be okay…
We've made sure our supplies will be enough… and we got the stand ready… everything we need is all in one box… we've planned it all out…
*Everything will be fine.. got it?*
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Hey... look at me…
(Chuckle) There's that beautiful smile I love seeing.
Like I said… I know it's our first time there but there's nothing to worry about…
I'm proud of us, *of you*… of this silly little bakery that we only dreamed of when we were younger…
Okay, it's not silly… *hey,* I was just messing with you. (Chuckle)
And we'll do great… like we always do… every day…
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(Softly spoken) You got it, cupcake… you always do…
You've always made me proud… and tomorrow, I'll be right there beside you… cheering you on…
Hell, I'll even wear a cheerleader outfit for you…
(Chuckle) But that's for another time…
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I promise you I'll be cheering you on…
Of course… I'll help you *and then* cheer you on.
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Now… you better be heading home and get some rest… we need to be up early tomorrow…
(Teasing) And I don't want to drag your ass out of bed.
SCENE 2: BAKERY - Speaker is finished washing his hands. He turns off the faucet and reaches for a towel to wipe his hands. The door opens to reveal the Listener, seemingly looking for something.
(Softly spoken) Yes, cupcake?
You forgot something?
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What's it?
Is it your apron? I know you don't want to see it out of your sight…
Look, it's right there… and even if you forgot it… I would have brought it to you.
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No? *Something else?*
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Your cookie cutters? Cupcake liners? Your recipe book?
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I told you… I have them all ready in a big container box… don't worry about bringing it there tomorrow… it's heavy, I'll bring it to-
(Stuttering; Speaker is overwhelmed, surprised even)
Did you… did you just… *kiss me?*
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No, no… I… I just…
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(Playful) Goddammit… *come here, you!*
(In awe) Wow… *thirteen year old me would be ecstatic.*
Why?
(Softly spoken) Well… I just kissed the girl I had the biggest crush on, come now…
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I… I liked you too, so (Kiss) so (Kiss) much (Kiss).
And I can’t hide the fact that I still like you now…
Kiss me more… please, baby… I just *need* your lips on mine.
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Is this okay, baby?
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Hm? You want this?
Say it… let me hear you say it…
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That's *my* girl.
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*You're so fucking beautiful*… have I ever told you that?
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Everytime you're so focused on making sure your cupcakes are frosted to perfection…
Whenever you bring out a batch of cookies out of the oven and they come out looking perfect…
And when people tell you how much they love what you've baked…
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You smile in a specific kind way that tugs on my heartstrings… and it's the most beautiful smile I have ever seen…
It's also the same exact smile from when we were younger… *that's why it feels so special to me.*
(Kiss) And I bet you'd look even more beautiful when I make you mine.
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Oh, baby girl… you don't have to say please…
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I need to have you… *right now.*
(Whiny) I need you so bad…
You need me, too?
How much do you need me, baby? Yeah?
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Bend over the counter, baby… but before that, let’s… *oh…* you’re wearing a skirt?
Easy access, huh?
Fuck me… what an eager girl I got here with me…
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I like it… I can just lift it up, push these panties to the side and get a feel of this pussy…
You’re so wet, baby girl…
Who’s gotten you this wet?
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Me? Just me, right?
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From now on… it’ll just be me and only me…
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Hmm…
I should also probably do something to take your mind off the nervousness, huh?
Will you let me do it, baby girl?
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(Whispering) Will you let me make you feel good?
Will you let me slide my fingers into this wet cunt of yours, huh?
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Yeah?
That’s my good girl.
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Don’t worry about anything else, baby… just focus on my voice… and my hand grazing over this beautiful ass of yours…
I’m sure you don’t mind if I give it a…
Mhm… that feels so nice, doesn’t it?
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Ah-ah… bend over, baby girl…
There we go… good God… did you ever expect being fingered right here? Against the counter of *our* little bakery, baby?
Did you ever expect you’d get fingered by me? Right here? Like this?
Stay still, beautiful… let me take care of you, okay?
(Softly spoken) Let me take care of you just the way you deserve…
There we go… how does it feel, huh?
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It’s okay… rock your hips against my hand… let me see how good I make you feel…
Look at you… you’re a dripping wet mess already…
I fucking love how you taste, baby…
Go on, baby girl… feel good on it…
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Maybe we can fit another finger in here now, huh?
Like that… you feel so wet and warm, baby… and who’s made you this wet?
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Me?
That’s right.
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Like I said earlier, it’s all me who’s going to do you like this… who’s going to make you feel good this way…
*And my name you’re going to be moaning out like a damn prayer off those lips.*
You hear me?
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Suck on it and taste yourself…
Lean your head up a bit…
Like that… you’re a good girl, aren’t you
My good girl…
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I’m so fucking hard for you, baby girl… can you feel me against your ass?
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You know I only dreamt about fucking you against this very counter… whenever you’re leaning down against it… I just wanna press myself against you…
Glad to see it’s about to fucking happen…
Hm? You thought about the same thing?
Naughty, *naughty* girl.
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Eh, I guess we’re both naughty then.
I… I…
Jeez… someone’s fuckin eager, huh?
Wait… wait for me… you’re gonna get what you want… right here, right now…
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Feel that? My cock slapping against your ass?
Maybe I should just rub my tip against your pussy lips… to get it wet…
I’m so hard fucking hard… and it’s all you… all because of you…
And once I slide inside this pussy… it’s all mine… *you’re all fucking mine.*
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Put your hands over your head, baby…
Mhm, good… I’ll put my hand over it and the other…
Around my cock as I push it inside of you… *fuck, baby.*
You’re so wet… I knew I was going to slide right in… you are so fucking wet…
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You feeling okay, baby girl?
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Yeah? You sure?
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(Scoff) Alright, alright… let me just…
Oh, you are so fucking wet… I’m not even fucking kidding…
You feel my dick just sliding in and out of you?
Stay still, baby… let me do all the work and make you feel good…
You hear that?
Yeah?
You want it rough?
Then I’ll give you what you fucking want…
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I love how warm your pussy feels around me…
I’m never gonna get enough of this…
I’m gonna fuck you so hard that when you go to bed tonight… all you can think of is my cock and how I’m thrusting into you…
How I’m slamming my hips against you.
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What? You want me to fuck you harder?
The more you beg, the more I'll be fucking the slut out of you.
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Oh, you're not making it easy for me, baby...
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Don't you close your mouth, let me hear you moan.
No one’s outside… they all left…
Which is good because I can fuck my sexy little baker hard… just the way she deserves…
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Lean your back against my chest… I wanna hold you while I fuck you…
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(Moan) Fucking hell… it feels too good thrusting up into your hips like this…
The best… fucking feeling ever…
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Lift your shirt and bra up a bit… I wanna hold onto those tits…
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Oh, fuck me…
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Look at how my hands fit under these beautiful tits…
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Hold on tight, baby…
I just want to hold you like this… and never let go… and fuck you until you can’t walk…
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I can almost feel myself cumming…
Yeah? You feel it?
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I… I need you to ride me this time… I wanna see your face while you ride me… I wanna see your beautiful face when I cum inside this pussy… okay, baby girl?
No need to take that off, baby… just lift them up… I’ll sit on the floor and you’re gonna slide my cock all the way inside… can you do that for me, baby?
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Good girl…
Get on top of me, baby.
Come on… yeah, like… like that…
Look here, angel… look into my eyes while my cock sinks inside you…
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That’s *my* pretty girl…
Oh, my fucking god… that’s even better, huh?
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Bounce yourself on that dick, baby… ride it like you fucking own it…
I’m all yours… use me to feel good…
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Are you loving this, baby?
Hmm… I can tell that you're loving it, your legs are shaking…
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That’s alright… hold onto me…
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Scratch that… come here and kiss me, sweetheart.
Right there? Fuck you right there?
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Am I hitting the right spot, huh?
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Hold your tits for me, baby... play with your nipples and look into my eyes...
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Such an obedient little whore I got here.
I feel you clenching around my dick and I'm gonna make you feel so good you'll forget about being nervous for the bake fair…
All you'll think about is nothing but me... my dick fucking your warm and wet pussy... how I kiss your lips, your body... how you and your body react to the way I fuck you.
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How your sweet lips utter my name in every rough thrust I do… like a prayer rolling off your tongue…
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You… are gonna be the death of me…
But what a way to go, huh?
Rub your clit while you ride me… lift your shirt up… I wanna see those tits bouncing up and down…
Mhm…. just… just like that…
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(Kiss) That’s a pretty little slut riding my cock like that…
Yeah?
That’s you… you’re the pretty little slut…
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Your pussy was *made* for my cock, baby… I fit so perfectly inside you…
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You feel so good, baby… your pussy feels so good around my dick…
Hm? I know, baby, I know…
It feels so good, doesn’t it?
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Feel good on that dick, baby girl… feel good on it…
As much as I *love* fucking your wet pussy, baby… I wanna feel you cum on my cock…
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Then I’m gonna fill you up just the way you fucking deserve…
You’re gonna feel so full of my cum…
And it’ll stay in there… it’ll drip down your thighs…
That’s my girl… ride me, baby…
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Fuck, yeah… bounce on *that* dick.
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You’re taking me so, so good…
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Look at me… look into my eyes… let me see those beautiful eyes…
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Fuck, baby… I’m about to cum… stay right fucking there and I’ll do all the… all the work…
Feel that, baby?
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I’m about to cum for you… and it’s all for you… but I need you to cum with me…
Please, baby?
It’s all I need… all I need to feel…
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Got it, sweetheart?
You’re gonna cum with me…
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Come on, baby girl… cum with me… cum with me…
Please… please, baby girl?
Stay still… I want you to feel my cum shooting inside of you..
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There we go…
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Take all of it in…
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It's all yours, baby girl... I'm not letting you waste a single drop of my cum...
(Kiss) Come here, baby… rest your head on my shoulder…
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Fuck, it’s so sensitive… but I now love being this close to you…
And... who knew it would be this good being this close to you, huh?
You okay, baby girl?
Yeah? (Kiss)
I’m glad you did, baby… you’re the best.
(Teasing) Still nervous for tomorrow?
Not so much?
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(Teasing) Well, you know who to go to when you’re nervous… I can show you more ways to get through it…
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(Sigh) Let's stay like this for a bit… I’ll drive you home and maybe we can cuddle to sleep, yeah?
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Anything for you, *cupcake.*
You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special.
Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however)
It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr!
This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below!
~Audio Transcript Below~
McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with-
McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone!
McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too-
McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry.
McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway?
McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips…
McCree: What are you?-
McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. We just gotta We gotta We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell.
McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting.
McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. And… your underwear… Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can Heh, that’s what a thought…
McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. How long did they have you waiting in here for me? Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait.
McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me.
McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? Okay, I’m just gonna Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby.
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McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you.
McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make?
McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby.
McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me.
McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me.
McCree: Yes Sir. No sir I’m just seeing off my- I know I know, I-
McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. Got it, won’t let it happen again. Okay, I’ll be back soon.
McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea-
McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck.
McCree: Jesus…. We gotta do this again… Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. Pants are over there Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. Okay, you be safe too then. Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. I can be a gentleman, jeez.
McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. Alright, I’ll see you later then. Love you.
McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? How long we got till we take off? Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. Hmm? Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…
Girlfriend comes home to see boyfriend playing online with friends. Girlfriend tempts said boyfriend for a quickie.
This was all over the place but hooo boy did I feel some things, enjoy ;)
Do not download this content and only listen if 18+.
**Sheriff Riley, also known as "Ghost" has been following a lead on a local wanted woman. a bank robber, turned murderer. following a major lead from an eye witness, our masked law enforcer manages to corner her in a crowded bar.**
<(SFX as desired) as ghost makes his way into the local saloon, taking a seat beside his unknowing target>
**speaker may choose to add ambience for immersion. ie (MUSIC) (CLINKING) glasses, or (FOOTSTEPS)**
gerald, a round of your finest bourbon yeah?
and uh, whatever the lady will have.
<(SFX) as the bartender pours liquor into glasses at the counter>
Speaking of "the lady"
whats a pretty girl like you doing
alone in a rinky dink saloon darlin?
didnt mean anything by it old man,
everyone knows this is the best place
to get a drink around here.
even if it is fallin apart.
a bit of babbling people walking past as I tell you my
Really bored with two hours to wait, in a parking lot, people walking past. So I decided to ask a question I've been wondering about for a bit, and let you in on a bit of my random sexy thoughts.
This is a raw audio, so be warned that there are a few pauses as people walk past too close so they can't see or hear what I'm doing, cars driving past/ away, also a jet. And couple of coughs because being sick sucks.
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Hey sweetie. Merry Christmas!
Ooh, it’s so cozy and warm in here. You’ve made the place look so nice. The tree looks amazing. And the lights... oh, and you’ve even got a fire going? Oh it’s perfect sweetie.
And of course... *you* are looking just perfect too, baby. Hmm... don't you look all cute in your little Christmas outfit.
Mmm... oh yeah, this cute little sweater... it's so soft... mmm... ooh, and so tight... hmmm... and this little red skirt with a white fluffy hem...?
Very Christmassy and *very* sexy... mmm...
Hmm, our first Christmas together. It's gonna be great sweetie.
Yeah of course. I'm excited to see what's on the menu. Oh, almost forgot...
I brought the wine like you asked. I went with red, is that okay?
Oh great. See, I even put a little festive ribbon on it .
So how's it going? Do you need any help?
Oh okay, yeah show me what we have for dessert first. Seems like a good plan. You know I have a sweet tooth. Is it in the kitchen?
Let’s have a look.
Oh... right. Oh... okay.
No, no, I mean, it looks great. Really great, sweetie. It's just, um... did I mention about my allergy? I feel like I did mention it but...
Right. Yeah. I thought I did. So... yeah…
Uh, it looks absolutely delicious and I would love to have some but... spending Christmas day at the hospital is not really what I had in mind .
Oh, no, no sweetie, it's fine. Anyway, I can watch you eat it.
Hey, don't worry, it's okay. There's plenty more food to go around, right? What do we have for the main event?
Yeah? In the oven? Can I take a peek?
Ooh, okay let's have a little preview...
Oh. Well that's odd. Wait a second...
Hm. Uh, has it been cooking long, sweetie?
Oh. Well... uh, I don't know how to tell you this sweetie but... I... I think your oven is broken.
Yeah. Have a look. It's on and everything but, see, there's barely any heat. Everything's still raw.
I mean, you said yourself it was kind of an old oven. Seems to have finally given up on you... at the worst time of course.
Hey, hey, wait, don't get upset.
No the day is *not* ruined.
Well, yeah I'm disappointed but not with you, sweetie. How could you have known that was gonna happen, hmm?
Oh come here.
Look... we have... well, *you* have the cake. There’s still the wine. We got that going for us at least .
Hey, come on, I'm just trying to cheer you up. Seriously sweetie, it's really not that bad.
I know, I know. You wanted everything to be perfect but sometimes things just don't work out the way you planned.
No it is *not* your fault. It's just one of those things, that's all.
*You* need to stop apologising, okay. It doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is that we're here together, right?
We'll be fine. Hey, I could even rustle us up an omelette or something. How about that?
Well, I'll have you know that omelettes are *very* festive actually .
Come on. Little smile for me, hmm?
There you go. Hmm...
Mmm… mmm… woah, hey . Easy with that tongue there little one. Where did that come from?
No of course I like it, sweetie, but you seem to be rushing things a bit here, hmm? And you're so tense. Are you sure you're okay?
Make it up to me? Listen, I already said, didn't I – you don't have to make anything up to me. I'm fine. I don't care about the food. I just want to spend the day with you.
Woah, hey, what's this now? What are you doing, sweetie?
Uuh, baby... . Wh— what's got into you?
Oh... oh wow... uhhh...
Oof, uuh... you're getting a little bit too... enthusiastic there...
Ow, careful sweetie. It's... it's not a race, okay.
Wait. Sweetie. Just—
Wait, wait, stop just a second... are you doing this because you want to, or because you think you should... hmm?
Sweetie, come on, please, just get up.
Look at me. Now listen... no, shhh, shhh... listen to me. Let's just relax, okay...
Come here. Now let's try to get some of that tension out of those shoulders...
Mm-hm, now why don't we just sit down by the fire, have some wine, watch some TV, and we'll just see where the mood takes us, okay?
Sweetie. Still with this? You're really so worried about making amends... about pleasing me?
Oh, now you want *me* to decide how you can make it up to me?
Hm.
Well... okay. Actually maybe I do have a few ideas.
Yes, sweetie, I do.
And since you asked me *so* nicely...
How about you start by... taking off that cute little sweater for me, hmm?
Woah, hey... I know you're eager little one but no, no – I want you to do it slowly for me.
You see... if I'm not mistaken, you're not wearing anything underneath... are you?
Come on sweetie, I can see your nipples getting hard even through the fabric.
See... just... here...?
I can feel everything...
Hmm, you like that?
Mmm, you're looking very sexy right now. But you still seem a little tense.
Shhh, shhh it's okay. Listen, why don't I help you, hmmm?
Why don't I just... slide my hands underneath, hmm?
Mmm, my hands are warm, aren't they sweetie? Oh yes... oh you're so cute when you moan like that.
Hmm, and I was right, wasn't I? Nothing underneath except soft... ... tender ... skin.
Mmm, that's made some of that tension go away, hmm?
Arms up now, sweetie. That's it.
There. Mmm. Oh what a tempting little thing you are.
Now, how about we get you out of this little skirt as well, hmm?
Oh what's this? No panties either...?! Oh what a naughty girl you are... aren't you?
Say it for me...
Yes, you are .
Hmm, and what happens to naughty girls...?
Hmm, exactly – whatever I want to happen. That's right.
Well, first I think this naughty girl... should be blindfolded.
Hmm, yes. Ah, here, we can use this ribbon from the wine bottle – make you look nice and festive for me.
There.
Hmm, yes, such a naughty little tease...
So… tell me again… is my little one really *that* desperate to make it up to me?
Mmm-hmm... okay well...
Maybe I should get you to bend over this table and give you a good spanking? Hmm?
Or maybe I should make you kneel down in front of me... tell me how sorry you are... and open your mouth for me...
Would you want that?
Or maybe...
... I should lay my little one out on this table.
Aww, what a cute little squeal, sweetie. It’s okay, I’ve got you.
Shh, shh, a-ah, no sweetie – *this* is how you're gonna make it up to me.
Of course I'm not going to punish you. No, no. Now I've got you exactly where I want you, there's only one thing I want to do.
I want to eat you all up.
I want to taste and tease every single inch of you.
I want to hear your little whimpers, and see your delicious body rise to my touch.
And then... I want to make you cum.
A-ah. I'm not taking no for an answer sweetie.
*You* are going to be the best Christmas meal I ever had.
Look at you all laid out for me... naked... trembling... just a little mess of anticipation, aren't you?
Now where do I start with my little treat, hmm?
Maybe I'll start with... these delicious, pouting lips of yours.
Mmm... like the sweetest, most ripe cherries I've ever tasted.
Your neck... mmm... like peppermint cream... mmm... sweet... with just a little spice...
Then how about a little further down... mmm… to your shoulder.
Mmm... delicious shortbread... mmm... buttery and rich...
Then further down...
To your gorgeous breasts... mmm... soft... mmm... and silky as whipped cream...
Mmm, and these nipples... mmm... sweet cinnamon... mmm... and ginger.
Delicious.
Oh sweetie, I could listen to those whimpers of yours all day.
Mmm... now how about this cute... mmm... little tummy, hmm?
Mmm... butterscotch... mmm... and toffee...
All... the way... down... to...
Mm-mm, not yet sweetie.
I need to have a little taste of these thighs first.
Mmm... like strawberry shortcake... mmm... just quivering and melting under my tongue
You like this, huh sweetie? Mmm-hmm.
Now spread your legs wider for me... that’s it.
Oh what a good girl.
Let’s feel how much you’re enjoying it, hmm?
Oh yes. Oh you’re so wet for me... mmm...
Oh I love to see that little face you make when I'm doing this.
Hmmm... cheeks flushed... panting... oh my little one is so needy... .
I want to see you touching yourself too. Play with your nipples for me now sweetie... that's it.
Oh those little moans... oh you don't know how beautiful you are right now.
Yes, that's it, don’t hold back... let it all out.
Good girl.
Here, baby, taste yourself on my fingers... mmm... oh yes that's a good girl. Taste how delicious you are.
Oh that's so sexy.
Now I think it's time for the main course, sweetie.
But... I'm not sure if you're ready. Maybe you need some more teasing first, hmm?
No?
Awww, is my little one getting desperate?
Well then ask me, sweetie.
A-ah, don’t stop touching yourself... that’s it, keep circling your nipples for me and tell me...
Tell me exactly what you want.
Mmm... that's it... oh good girl.
Oh what a sight you are... .
Hmm... I guess I'm gonna get my Christmas treat after all, hmm?
Mmm... feel my tongue... mmm... gliding over you... inside you... mmm... devouring you...
Mmm... you're sweeter than a candy cane... mmm...
Sweeter than chocolate... mmm...
Oh what a delicious little dessert you are...
Mmm, let's give that needy little clit some attention... mmm...
Oh yeah...
Mm, keep playing with your nipples too sweetie.
Mmm... oh it's so hot watching you do that...
Mmm... hearing your pleasure... seeing you slowly fall apart...
Mmm... so good...
Oh baby. Are you close? Are you gonna cum for me?
Come on sweetie, that’s it... cum for me...
Oh yes... mmm... let me lick you all up... mmm...
Oh baby. Oh that was so hot.
Here, let me take that blindfold off you now.
There. Oh sweetie...
So, are you feeling more relaxed now?
Mm-hm. And do you see what I was trying to say to you earlier, hmm?
You are more delicious than any meal I could ever want to eat. And you shouldn’t worry so much.
Now, I'm gonna wrap you up in a big ol' blanket and put you in front of the fire with a glass of wine.
And then I'm gonna make you the best Christmas omelette you ever tasted .
Merry Christmas. I love you, sweetie.
END
Hello??
Are you there?
Crap, voicemail.
You didn’t answer. Actually, maybe I’m glad you didn’t answer.
Ok, so.
Oh god, maybe I shouldn’t….
Maybe I’ll just hang up.
Oh, but if I just hang up you’ll just hear me being confused.
You’ll just have these ramblings and maybe that’s worse.
Ok, I guess I’m doing this.
Where do I start?
I don’t know where to start.
Start at the beginning I guess.
Do you remember when we watched the fireworks together?
Last week?
Well… it’s like… I mean, I’ve looked at you a million different times. But it was like I was seeing you for the first time.
We were sitting on the beach and the way you looked caught my eye.
Your head was thrown back and you were laughing and your face was lit up by the fireworks and you just looked so happy.
And seeing you so happy made me happy.
And I realised that I’m happiest when I’m with you.
And I feel so silly that I never realised it before.
It’s like it’s been staring me right in the face but I was too close to see it.
And we’ve never taken that step, you know?
It’s like it wasn’t even something that ever entered my mind.
You were always with someone, or I was always with someone, and I guess I never looked at you that way.
You were just my friend, and, to be clear, if this doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I don’t ever want you not to be my friend.
It’s just, maybe…. Maybe we could be more?
And now we’re both single for the first time ever, and I think maybe we’d be good together?
I don’t know.
My head has been in the clouds all week, I haven't been able to focus on anything.
I’ve gotten no work done because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.
And all the things I like about you.
All your little gestures have been swimming around my mind.
The way you snort a little when something really makes you laugh*.
The way you get those adorable little frown wrinkles around your eyes when you’re really focusing on something.
And the way you always place me on the inside of the street when we’re walking somewhere.
And the way you are so goddamn specific about how you take your tea.
And the way you make everyone feel so comfortable in your presence.
It’s like, It’s like you always know what I need, and you do it without even putting any thought into it.
You take care of me, and it comes as naturally to you as breathing.
Everything about you just makes me happy.
The way you geek out about that podcast you love.
And all those ridiculous graphic tees you own, they just make me smile. And the way you always carry floss because “You never know when something’s gonna get stuck in your teeth. “
The way you always fall asleep every time we put a film on.
Seriously, it could be the scariest horror film and you’re just there, snoring away.
It makes me laugh, how deeply you sleep, I swear the house could fall down around you and you’d happily sleep right through it.
And I’ve been thinking about your hands and how comfortably they’d fit in mine.
And how cosy it is when we’re just chilling on the couch and how much cosier I’d feel if we were in bed together.
Sleeping, I mean if we were sleeping in the same bed.
Oh god, what am I doing?
Am I even making sense?
It’s just, I’ve been thinking about how safe I feel when I’m around you.
I’m able to be completely myself, and honestly, I can count on one hand how many people I feel that way around.
And I love, I love how passionately you talk about the things you love.
I could sit and listen to you wax lyrical about your stupid video games for hours.
The useless lore I have learned because of you will stay in my head forever.
And you’re so funny. You make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt, and my stomach hurts, and my eyes water, and then I look at you, and you’re laughing too, and we laugh together for what feels like forever, until I have to walk away to catch my breath.
You're just so, so, goddamn cute and I like you so much, and I just want to always be around you.
You’re my favourite person.
I just think you’re perfect, or at least, perfect for me.
Maybe… I think… I hope.
I’m hoping you’ll be my person.
What am I doing?
Anyway, that was me, bearing my heart and soul.
So if you… if you feel the same, let me know, and maybe we could go out?
On a date, I mean. We go out together all the time. I mean I want us to go out.
This is me saying I want to take you on a date.
And… and… if you don’t feel the same that’s ok.
Nothing has to change.
We’ll just carry on the way we’ve always been.
Because your friendship is so important to me.
I don’t ever want you not to be in my life, and whatever way you want to be in my life is fine with me.
Ok, I’m going to go and obsessively look at my phone waiting for you to get back to me.
Call me back, sooner rather than later, please?
Bye.
