Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking
Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won't find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture. I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking.
Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted.
Produced by Onania.Org/asm
Strapped down with no where to go, no way to escape my ass and pussy lowering towards the mouth of my cushion.
I know I'm just a grimy gutter slut, but I yearn desperately for you to punish me and make me into something better than I am now...
Script by u/GD_Cumfactory
The Prince's personal Servant
Script by /u/Luthano at
This was a special request made by a loving fan. if anyone else has any special requests please feel free to inbox me ;) also feel free to inbox me if you'd like to just say hello or get to know me, I love talking with listeners and people who are generally interested, it really makes my day ;) I hope you enjoy. feedback is still welcome as I have been LOVING all the feedback that keeps coming in hahaha
I remind my little boy who's in control, and he loves it :)~
daddy, i'm sorry . . . it feels really, really good!
(script by Taboomerang on psstaudio!)
(18+ audio performed by an 18+ adult, all is fantasy.)
Summary: Daddy's been finding a stain on the arm of the couch magically reappearing every time he cleans it up. I interrupt one of his cleaning sessions, which quickly turns into an interrogation..
I have no idea what you mean, Daddy...
This is a fictional story about fictional characters, written by an adult, for adults. All characters depicted within are aged 18+ and participating in consensual roleplay for their own pleasure. Kinks should not be shamed, don't yuck someone else's yum! With that said, this does touch on the theme of incest, there is no physical incestual sex. As always, please read all the tags carefully; if you find these themes distasteful, triggering, or upsetting, this may not be the audio for you!
I live to serve.
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Performer and all characters depicted are +18. This audio is fantasy made exclusively for adults by adults.
This audio should not be re-posted or uploaded to any other platform without explicit consent.
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You've heard Captured by Lady Dimitrescu, now get ready to be bound for her.
Savour the rasp and burn of rope along your flesh.
Transformed into a functional piece of living art.
A mere object for me to enjoy...
I live to serve.
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Performer and all characters depicted are +18. This audio is fantasy made exclusively for adults by adults.
This audio should not be re-posted or uploaded to any other platform without explicit consent.
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When the request is made by your Domme Mommy, it’s not a request. It’s an Order.
Note About Cum: I do mention how much I want to see cum squirting out of your cock one time, ejaculate is not otherwise mentioned
There are many loud wine sips in this one - don’t get distracted!
