It's cold as shit, the neighbors won't stop fighting, and it seems like the only thing on TV are cliche movies that all have the same plot - Yeah, it's the holiday season. Narrator and Listener are watching these cliche movies while eating some cookies, celebrating the season in their own way. While enjoying this quiet night in, their usual banter takes a more romantic turn, and their feelings for each other come to light.
We've found ourselves in a bit of a holiday pickle.. underneath the mistletoe. I've struggled to take my eyes off those beautiful lips of yours, and was wondering if you might want to give me a kiss with them.. I mean, it is tradition!
Script by Buttery_Croissant
"Shut up for a second. He’s sleeping. She’s sleeping. They’re too far away... Kay, we’re good. Show me."
saw this script from u/st0pinthenameoftits and i HAD to take a crack at it. 'tis the season, right?
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Ext. Tags: talk of one
This script was written by u/ellamachine and you can find their script posted here!
Synopsis: You (listener) are going home to your parents’ house for the holidays, and before you leave that day you and your boyfriend have to pack for your stay. While he’s getting his suitcase ready, your boyfriend asks you which sex toys you want to bring, and you admit that you think having sex in your parents’ house would be incredibly awkward. Even though he understands, your boyfriend wonders how he’ll survive the whole stay without touching you. He figures that you should fuck right beforehand so he won’t be tempted.
Thank you to u/No-Hall5587 for writing such a wonderful holiday script for me! I asked for a sapphic Hallmark Christmas movie type script, and they certainly delivered!!!
Summary: You just picked up the last Lego Batmobile toy on Christmas Eve when a lady in the parking lot comes running toward you asking if she can buy it off of you...then you both realize that it's your ex from high school who moved back to your hometown. You make a deal with her - if she accompanies you to the Snowfest Christmas market, the Lego set is all hers. What you don't know is that the night is about to get cozy and sweet with some hot cocoa by the fireplace...and maybe more ✨
You and your friend/coworker end up having to work through the holiday period together. With just the two of you in the office alone, the chance for something more arises.
TAGS: talk of and one
DESCRIPTION: You (listener) are going home to your parents’ house for the holidays, and before you leave that day you and your girlfriend have to pack for your stay. While she’s getting her suitcase ready, your girlfriend asks you which sex toys you want to bring, and you admit that you think having sex in your parents’ house would be incredibly awkward. Even though she understands, your girlfriend wonders how she’ll survive the whole stay without touching you. She figures that you should fuck right beforehand so she won’t be tempted.
AUTHOR: u/ellamachine on Reddit
Your girlfriend finds you in low spirits after the holidays. In an attempt to make you feel better, she makes you some hot cocoa, a comfy space for cuddles, and has a much-needed conversation with you about post-holiday sadness and seasonal depression.
Writer: u/ForgetfulMnemosyne