Podcasturbation #09-0424: Penis Fixation
One of the signal characteristics of a male chronic masturbator is the attention, even devotion, he pays to his penis. "I love my penis" is one of the most common gooning mantras chanted when the masturbator is hovering on the edge of orgasm. But the focus on the penis permeates all his moments, including non-masturbatory ones. In this podcasturbation we explore penis fixation and engage in some of our own.
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Podcasturbation #10-0427: Warning: Do not exceed recommended usage of penis
It is very important for every chronic masturbator to maintain a healthy, sustainable level of usage of his penis. The level varies from masturbator to masturbator, but each of us has a maximum recommended level that we should not exceed. Of course, the penis will urge us to masturbate more and more, even to unsafe levels of usage, but we must resist. The results of excessive penis use include exhaustion, depression, and mental impairment (also called Penis Brain). This podcasturbation addresses these important issues.
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Podcasturbation #08-1106: Are You a Penis Person?
Do you use your penis for sex with a partner? Or is you penis your sex partner? If the latter, then you are a penis person.
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Podcasturbation #10-0207: Your Penis Brain
There is a popular (but false) belief that a pregnant woman is afflicted with "baby brain", a pregnancy-induced impairment of her mental abilities. I got to thinking about how chronic masturbators are (truly) afflicted with a similar impairment, "Penis Brain". This podcasturbation personally explores the phenomenon.
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A chronic masturbator doesn't fuck with his penis -- rather, he fucks his penis.
Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101
This podcasturbation covers the fundamentals of masturbatory vocalization. We describe masturbatory best practices of moaning, groaning, and gooning, in order to amplify the physical gratification of masturbation. We consider why some masturbators may miss this enhanced level of pleasure, due to shyness, embarrassment, or misplaced male role modeling. If you are a silent masturbator, you will gain insight to your inhibitions and gain gratification-enhancing vocal skills. If you are already a moaner/groaner/gooner you will enjoy the opportunity to practice your vocalization technique along with me.
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Podcasturbation #11-0512: A Masturbator's Confessional
Whether you are a "proud" or "shameful" masturbator, we all like to confess our habits to ourselves and to each other. Listen to this podcasturbation and confess along with me, "I am a chronic addicted masturbator .... "
(some audio problems on this one)
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Podcasturbation #10-1009: Stupid Gooney Masturbator
Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you. Like me.
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Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There's only one thing for a masturbator to do.
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#09-0317: The Urge to Ejaculate
This is a topic we've visited before, but never loses interest for the chronic male masturbator: the overwhelming male urge to ejaculate. While the urge is not unique to male masturbators, the way we respond to and manage the urge sets us apart from other normal copulatory males. In this podcasturbation we discuss the nature of the ejaculatory urge and practice our orgasm management skills. This is not one of my more articulate or cerebral essays, but the genuine enthusiasm may make up for lack of redeeming social value.
Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis.
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If you say to a normal male, "Why don't you just go fuck yourself?", you are likely in for trouble. But to a chronic masturbator, the question is an invitation to go enjoy what he loves best. As masturbators we know that there is an always-willing "fuckbuddy" waiting between our own legs, and we can't wait to go "fuck" ourselves. This podcasturbation explores the complex relationship we have with our fuckbuddy and the things we and it do together.
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Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!
A quick gooning session by a very goony masturbator.
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Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane
I masturbate with Jane from Chicago (Wet Jane) on the Masturbation Support Hotline.
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A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn't help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, "jerking off"
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Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation
For masturbators, hotels aren't just for sleeping. They are opportunities for depraved masturbatory orgies: humping the room in binge masturbation. This podcasturbation was the second recording I made in one night; I just couldn't stop masturbating.
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In this long podcasturbation I provide a discussion of edging and an introductory exercise. It is aimed at the newly chronic masturbator who is inexperienced with edging or having trouble getting the hang of it. Surgeon General's Warning: Edging may be habit forming and lead to incurable masturbation addiction; listen at your own risk
Podcasturbation #17-0515: The Breast Thing about Masturbation
So many male masturbators are fixated on Big Breasts. Why do massive mammaries fascinate, arouse, and stimulate masturbators to such intense masturbatory gratification? Join me in a personal revery over big bosoms. Warning: a lot of silly gooning ahead.
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Moaning is not a typical sexual response of the copulatory male; it is more often associated with female sexual response. But the male masturbator regularly indulges in moaning behavior during long intense edging sessions. In this podcasturbation we explore (and experience) the masturbatory moaning response and draw comparisons to female sexual expressions.
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Podcasturbation #08-0810 : No Cumming Today
Another guide for edgers. This one is aimed at the skilled multi-day edger who needs a little coaching to avoid indulging his desire for gratuitous ejaculations. As the title indicates, this is a no-cumming day for you.
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