You've finally worked up the courage to stand up to the mean techie in your theatre company. If you just talk to her politely, surely nothing could go wrong. She'll definitely understand where you're coming from.
She doesn't and you fucking love it, don't you?
Cryptidrambler Erotic Audio Sex Stories 32
You've been the monster under her bed for so long, but recently, your relationship has begun to change. You've been hearing her move and moan right above your head and it's come to a breaking point one rainy night when her foot is dangling off the edge of the bed, right in front of your face.
Just a sleepy, rainy audio for sleepy, rainy, horny times <3
Little brother, you're telling me I spent that whole summer teaching you how to kiss, and you think I'd let you walk around not knowing how to make a girl cum? What kind of big sister do you think I am?
The biggest asshole at your poker game is also the most dogshit gambler you've ever met. You figure you'll bleed him dry, and he'll quit coming. When he earnestly offers his girl if you'll let him call, you're too shocked to say no. Who does that outside of a shitty romance novel? You're gonna send his girl on her way after humiliating him, feeling weird about actually doing anything with someone you've "won." That's been your plan from the beginning. Until she walks in.
You haven't seen your best friend's older sister since last Thanksgiving, when you blackmailed her for a blowjob, and she railed you once everyone was asleep. But you're not letting her get away this time.
While Halloween barhopping with your friend, a cute girl dressed like Alex from A Clockwork Orange approaches you, wingmanning for her friend and your friend. It's a rousing success for them, but what about you? What are two basically professional wingmen to do when left to their own devices?
Ah your best patient. She's been making great progress, being mindful about her impulses, confronting her trauma. You think to yourself, perhaps she's taken a step back, considering she's tied you to a chair in a dimension outside of time and space.
Script by u/logosomancer
Ah your best patient. She's been making great progress, being mindful about her impulses, confronting her trauma. You think to yourself, perhaps she's taken a step back, considering she's tied you to a chair in a dimension outside of time and space.
Script by u/logosomancer
Your men kidnapped a girl last night. They had it on good authority she was the hero's girl. I'm sure you thought she'd be good ransom, or at least a bargaining chip.
But she woke up, broke her bonds, escaped her cell, and now she's sitting on the edge of your bed.
Hi. It's me. I'm the girl.
This goofy lil cryptid got stoned and decided to read the plot summary for A Midsummer Nights Dream while trying real hard not to cum. That's it. That's the post.
You went to your buddy's house to watch the game and ended up staying up with him way later than anticipated. He gets drunk enough that he starts bragging about what a slut his wife is and gets the bright idea to wake her up to prove it.
All sounds either me or from freesound. Hope my darling degenerates are doing well :)
Your camping plans fell through for the weekend, but when you get home, your bed isn't as empty as you thought it would be.
You were kind of a dick in high school. There's a girl at your roommate's party that looks suspiciously familiar - like if the nerdy girl you were obsessed with turned goth. If only you had a chance to get her alone...
whoops I did a snuff and uploaded the wrong audio. truly, i am a mess.
Just like the title says :)
Whoops I done did a snuff. But in kind of a funny way?
Thank you for the wonderful script, u/E_Reverse!
Script by the very talented u/Juste_Judex
It's been a long week. Do you want to be my dog?
I may have gotten way too close to the mic, but I was otherwise preoccupied, so hopefully you can forgive me.
