You were kind of a dick in high school. There's a girl at your roommate's party that looks suspiciously familiar - like if the nerdy girl you were obsessed with turned goth. If only you had a chance to get her alone...
Little brother, you're telling me I spent that whole summer teaching you how to kiss, and you think I'd let you walk around not knowing how to make a girl cum? What kind of big sister do you think I am?
Feigning a crisis of faith, you've managed to lure the preacher's daughter over to your house in the middle of a rain storm.
All characters over 18. This is a fantasy and 100% would be a sex crime irl.
You went to your buddy's house to watch the game and ended up staying up with him way later than anticipated. He gets drunk enough that he starts bragging about what a slut his wife is and gets the bright idea to wake her up to prove it.
All sounds either me or from freesound. Hope my darling degenerates are doing well :)
Your men kidnapped a girl last night. They had it on good authority she was the hero's girl. I'm sure you thought she'd be good ransom, or at least a bargaining chip.
But she woke up, broke her bonds, escaped her cell, and now she's sitting on the edge of your bed.
Hi. It's me. I'm the girl.
Ah your best patient. She's been making great progress, being mindful about her impulses, confronting her trauma. You think to yourself, perhaps she's taken a step back, considering she's tied you to a chair in a dimension outside of time and space.
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You haven't seen your best friend's older sister since last Thanksgiving, when you blackmailed her for a blowjob, and she railed you once everyone was asleep. But you're not letting her get away this time.
The biggest asshole at your poker game is also the most dogshit gambler you've ever met. You figure you'll bleed him dry, and he'll quit coming. When he earnestly offers his girl if you'll let him call, you're too shocked to say no. Who does that outside of a shitty romance novel? You're gonna send his girl on her way after humiliating him, feeling weird about actually doing anything with someone you've "won." That's been your plan from the beginning. Until she walks in.