Villain Simp Extraordinaire soft to so to be safe
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Your men kidnapped a girl last night. They had it on good authority she was the hero's girl. I'm sure you thought she'd be good ransom, or at least a bargaining chip.
But she woke up, broke her bonds, escaped her cell, and now she's sitting on the edge of your bed.
Hi. It's me. I'm the girl.
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