Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator
In this enlightened and politically correct era, we know not to shame people. No fat-shaming, body-shaming, queer-shaming, etc. But some people are still fair game for the shaming-bullies: chronic masturbator jerk-offs like you..
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Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation
What is it about that word, "masturbation"? Or the act itself? One of the defining characteristics of a true chronic masturbator is fascination with everything about the act, and with other masturbators. Are you a masturbator who masturbates to masturbation?
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Podcasturbation #17-0607: Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder
We discuss PPAD, or Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder, a condition often afflicting chronic masturbators. In the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Masturbatory Disorders this is recognized as the loss of erection, failure to erect, or premature ejaculation when presented with a penetrable pussy. We review the scientific knowledge about the condition and the generally poor prognosis for recovery.
Masturbators are advised that the subject may cause sexual arousal in PPAD sufferers and lead to an uncontrollable need to ejaculate. Prior to beginning the program, please be in a safe and private space. Furthermore, please review Warning for the Satire-Impaired
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Podcasturbation #16-1121B: Hotel Humping Binge Masturbation
For masturbators, hotels aren't just for sleeping. They are opportunities for depraved masturbatory orgies: humping the room in binge masturbation. This podcasturbation was the second recording I made in one night; I just couldn't stop masturbating.
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Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators
Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don't have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation.
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Podcasturbation-22-0221: Pussy Free? Or Pussy Denied?
More and more chronic male masturbators identify as "pussy free", which often is a voluntary choice, and they feel no distress at the lack of pussy. Others continue to crave pussy (at least in their minds) but are denied pussy for one reason or another. This podcasturbation explores the difference, and gives support for full pussy-denied masturbator gratification.
I went on a fun little vacation with a gooner friend and we had a lovely time! While we were sitting by the ocean I started waxing poetic about how much I was enjoying myself, and I ended up recording it! Here's the little three minute audio I made on my phone--sorry about the wind.
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Hotline #16-0215: Moaning with Jane
I masturbate with Jane from Chicago (Wet Jane) on the Masturbation Support Hotline.
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Podcasturbation #17-0615: Resistance is Futile. You will be ejaculated.
As inevitable as the Borg, male masturbators can not escape being ejaculated.
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Podcasturbation #17-0722: I'm glad you are pathetic!
You are a pathetic masturbator, and I'm glad. It arouses me. I like you that way. Is that wrong of me?
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Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator
Are you still able to have vaginal intercourse? Or have you become a post-pussy masturbator? If not yet, you eventually will, and sooner than you think. This podcasturbation discusses the three phases of the heterosexual male masturbator: pre-pussy, intra-pussy, and post-pussy. The post-pussy phase is explored, in both its negative and positive aspects.
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Podcasturbation-2023-1122: How Male Masturbators become Pussy-Free
We discuss why and how males become pussy-free. Phases of the process: Othering, Differentiation, Sexualizing Inferiority, Establishing Pussyfree Normalcy, and The Pussyfree Orgasm.
Referencing Wellington Rose' "The Power of Pussyfree Conditioning"
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Podcasturbation-2023-1213: Pussy-Free Enablement for Masturbators
Are you pussy-free, or considering it, but feel uncertain of the choice? This podcasturbation provides advice for virgins, copulators, or post-pussy masturbators about going pussy-free. We define the benefits and identify blocking issues. We seek to enable, not convert; the choice is yours. Warning: normal males should not listen, to avoid risk of accidental pussy-free conversion.
Podcasturbation #17-0810: Goony! Goony! Goony!
A quick gooning session by a very goony masturbator.
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Podcasturbation-22-0512: Pussy-Free Fuck Failure
- Not for real men: Just for pussy-free masturbators who fail at fucking. You know what you are. Or maybe you are in a state of denial, and this is what you will eventually become. Fucking is not in your present, or in your future. But you can eroticize that, and enjoy your handpussy with me.