As many of you may know I have a soft spot for gaming and had a blast playing through Breath of the Wild on my Switch so
when I saw (this]()
delightful script by /u/depressedThaumaturge I couldn't help but record it!
A Gerudo warrior stands guard in front of Gerudo Town. She’s bored, and humming to herself until a cute Hylian vai dressed in Gerudo silks comes wandering out of the desert.
After drinking just a bit too much ale at the town bar, the Gerudo guard offers a place to sleep it off which the Hylian gleefully accepts.
The Gerudo are famed for their strength after all, come on, cutie, just let me carry you home like the prize you are. You look even cuter cradled in my arms! I want to show you just how cute I think you really are.
My love, will you show me your Mastersword?
Music credits:
Gerudo Town - Day / Night by Manaka Kataoka, Yasuaki Iwata, and Hajime Wakai
Additional tags:
A trick-or-treater and a man engage in an unspoken race of corporeal deception, discovering the roots of her darkest fantasies. Only one can win in the end.
A girl and a man.
Clad in a ghost costume and a vampire cloak.
Or does a deeper meaning thread their festive facade together?
I found this one in an image on 4chan. The reason I recorded it was because I found it amusing like some sort of sick joke. It's over the top: a skanky imp Midna rapes Zelda with her own ass. WTF.
Anyway, Your mileage may vary. You have been warned.
Westley and Buttercup, we are not.
Script by the Phenomenal /u/Sandystockings2
<3
Xo
This was made as part of a sweet little Valentine's Day collab put together by BeforeSunsets/Tolea1989.
Fairy Problems
Ever have one of those scripts you see and immediately feel the need to do such? This was one of those for me. Script and editing by the lovely /u/von-scriptenstein, who I owe a thousand life hearts. :D
You've been out for Halloween with your friends at your college, and now you find yourself lost on campus. You've wandered into the wooded area around the campus and you can't find your way back. Lucky for you, I'm the Guardian of these woods, a beautiful warrior tasked with making sure lost students such as yourself return to their dorms safely. You've heard the stories, right? But what you may not have heard about is the fee I charge for my services. I want your cum. I want to suck it out of your cock and swallow every last drop. That is my fee, as big a load as you can give me. Now, aren't you glad you got lost tonight?
