ADD failed first ramblefap... I split it so you
So, I knew that I would fail, and I sort of did so spectacularly. And I was really nervous, and took a bit to get comfortable, so I broke it up so you don't have to listen to the whole thing to get to what you want to hear. I had to be quiet, since I wasn't alone, and also, I'm giggly as fuck throughout.
Part three is all the excess, orgasms two through five, with the question to what my favorite toy is at the end. If you want desperate whimpers and whines... this one is probably for you...
You've had another nightmare, but this time, a certain Android is there for you
Contains: Nightmares, Comfort, Introspection, Human Observations
Woo! Another Connor! I asked on Twitter what everyone wanted to hear from him, and a lot of people wanted nightmare comfort and some more human retrospection, so this is what I came up with! I hope you all enjoy! Also, it's still my mission to have 90% of my Connor audios start with him saying, "Hello" lol.
~Audio Transcript Below~
Connor: Hello there.....wake up.....come now....wake up....everything is going to be alright....
Breathe.....you were asleep....you were dreaming.....you're now in the waking world.....everything is alright now....
Here.....take a moment.....breathe.....reorient yourself.......
*pause*
What is your name? Do you know where you are? And do you know what the date is?
*pause*
There we are......
I've found that sometimes specific fact-based questions can help pull humans out of shock or an inebriated state and pull them better into focus.....
Are you feeling better? At least....not as disoriented as you were before?
*pause*
Yes. It's me. Connor......
*pause*
You appeared to be having a nightmare, so I assisted you.....
I could sense your heart rate and brain wave function fluctuating.....which usually indicates a nightmare, or a very vivid dream in the least.....I figured....since you work with the police force......that it was the former....instead of the latter.
You are welcome......
You didn't interrupt anything. I was looking over case files for recent cases....but they can wait.....it's past working hours regardless.....
I know that it may not be much and not the real thing, but sometimes after nightmares, humans like to touch another being, to physically touch them and reassure that they are indeed awake. Would you like me to?--
Here.....
You are safe.....you are in your house, you are in your own bed.....whatever was happening to you in your dream is simply that.....a dream.....and....if it was a reliving of something that happen in the waking world......you are no longer trapped in it. You can look at it with a rational and waking mind....
I am also here with you, and I will assist you in any way that you need.....even if you wish me to stop talking and touch you, and simply be a presence.....even if you wish me to leave.
*pause*
Yes....understood.....I won't leave you then......
You are.....quite stressed aren't you?
There is.....tension in your shoulders still.....that is....understandable......
Would it be too presumptuous of me to offer a shoulder rub?
*pause*
As an Android, while I may not be completely knowledgeable about massage techniques, I have a comprehensive understanding of the human body, and can therefore infer techniques to be able to alleviate at least some pain.....and if not that, simply offer that as a way to distract you from your dream.
Excellent. Now, here....move slightly, like this.....so I may sit behind you......
Close your eyes, if you wish.....and don't forget to breathe.....tell me if I go too hard, alright?
*pause*
Perhaps the words could be construed as a vulgar, but I assure you, that wasn't my intent......however I am glad that it managed a laugh out of you.....
How does that feel? Sufficient? Not too hard?
*pause*
Good.
*long pause*
Dreaming.....even nightmares.....is something so delightfully human.....
*pause*
Dreaming is a human brain's way of parsing through events that happen in the conscious hours.....be they good or bad......logic does not rule in the dream realm, and almost anything can happen.....
*pause*
It is true that humans have observed other animals dreaming, but at this point, it is impossible to tell whether or not they have the same dream functions as humans......
Do you think that a dog knows that it dreams.....or if it does it that it remembers said dreams? Does it have the same understanding of them as say, a gorilla, who can speak sign language? Is higher brain function required for the creature to even an awareness of dreams, let alone nightmares?
While other creatures may have dreams and even nightmares......the human race has their own experience with them, and each human within that race even, has their own experiences......
It is entirely unique, human dreams.
*pause*
Androids do not dream....since we do not sleep......
*pause*
The verbage "go to sleep" was implemented since it made more sense to most humans. You forget, so often it seems, that we are not organic creatures. We are machines, a computer if you will. We are just the same as a computer when "put to sleep". We are still 'ON' as it were, but our harddrive and various other systems are off. However, we can be awoken at a moment's notice. We do not have the function to dream.
*pause*
I could not tell you whether or no I'd want it, since I've never experienced it. But I have heard of good dreams, dreaming things that are impossible, and it is interesting how the human brain, even when not entirely conscious, has enough power to be able to create elaborate hallucinations.
As far as android capacity and robotics have come, there is still no direct comparison with the unlimited calculation and storage space and the ability the human brain has.
Say, if an Android were to lose an arm somehow. It wouldn't affect us the way it would affect a human. I have seen humans who swear that they can still feel a removed limb as if it were still there. That is the power of the human brain. The human brain can even trick oneself, and completely block out memories of trauma so that the human body and psyche stays safe. There hasn’t been, and isn't a replication of that when it comes to technology. Sure there is programming, but they cannot have it happen organically.
I apologize, this probably isn't very comforting. You humor me with my observations......
*pause*
You would be one of the first to admit that you enjoy hearing me talk. Many find me too abrasive, too...cold sometimes as it were, considering that I'm an android. I'm glad that my observations grant you distraction from your nightmare.
*pause*
Would it make you feel better? Talking about your nightmare?
*pause*
Then it doesn't need to be discussed. I wouldn't want to be involved in anything that would cause you intentional discomfort.
*pause*
Then perhaps, if there is a time where you find that you do wish to talk about it, I will listen.
Would you like to go back to sleep now, or at least attempt to?
*hums*
I have an idea. Sometimes, dreams can in fact be influenced from the outside just before returning to sleep......for an example, if you watch a television show, or think too deeply about something before you sleep.
How about.....I read you something? Perhaps that will also help you take your mind off of your nightmare, and help you sleep?
I believe I have the perfect story. It is quite the classic, but I believe that you'll enjoy it nonetheless.....
I do in fact have access to the entirety of books within the public domain, so no need for a physical copy......
Go on....lay back......get comfortable.....
*pause*
A Study In Scarlet. By Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Chapter 1: Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
*Fades out as he recites*
In the year 1878 I took my degree of Doctor of Medicine of the University of
London, and proceeded to Netley to go through the course prescribed for surgeons in the army.......
Loki of all people shows up at a dinner/cocktail party that your family forced you to attend, all because your family have connections with the Avengers or something stupid like that. More than that, the god seems to want to....talk.....to you?
Contains: Music, Comfort, Advice
This audio didn't quite end up how I imagined it when I started writing it, but I actually really like it! I like sassy Loki showing up where he's not wanted, and I feel like maybe he would relate to a listener who hates going to family functions during the holidays? Now, I wouldn't say that Loki gives the most sound advice here lol, but maybe some things that you can take to heart this Holiday season?
~Audio Transcript Below~
Loki: I wonder......why are you all huddled up here alone in the corner....when a grand spectacle of a party takes place around you.....
Well....there must be a reason....
*pause*
Well.....if you ask me, it's because this party is the last place you want to be.
And you're here without anyone else to make it at least the smallest bit more enjoyable, aren't you?
*pause*
Because you are not alone in that fact.
*pause*
Family? *scoffs* Please.....even if any of my family were left besides Thor and they were at a party I was forced to attend I would stay away from them as well......
*pause*
The reason why here?
As much as I am a man who enjoys talking about himself, that's not what we're doing here.
*sighs*
Alright, if you're so keen on knowing....I'm here because I don't like them......and I'm better than them.....and it's fun for me to remind them so.....
*pause*
Spite is a perfectly good reason for doing things.....
*sighs* Oh please.....don't act like you're better just because you don't act upon petty and spiteful feelings and thoughts. You still the thoughts and feelings......the only difference between you and I.....is that I'm allowing myself to have fun.....since there's no other way I'm going to get it here....
I told you I don't like them......do you really need me to spell it out further?
Can I tell you a secret? Nothing feels better to me, than showing up in a place where I'm not wanted.....and knocking everyone there down a peg. They're not better than me, and this helps remind them so.
*pause*
Own yourself and show those who would want you gone that they have no power over you.
You cannot live your life forever under the shadows and the ridicule of those who claim to care and love you but do not.
You will not live....
*sighs*
Have you ever heard of the phrase, "Don't let others make you feel inferior without your consent?"
Perhaps it's something that you should take to heart.
Take it from someone who was also the black sheep of their family.
*pause*
Well, my situation might have been different, but you're missing the point.
Family, regardless of blood or not, shouldn't make you feel the way that you are currently. It's unfortunate that you've allowed them to continue to treat you so poorly.
*sighs*
I know that smiting them all or enacting revenge upon them isn't an option for everyone, especially when you're a Midgardian, but you understand what I mean, yes?
I forget sometimes that there are repercussions that I can avoid that others cannot. Most cannot throw tasteful but scathing comments at family or stand up for themselves without being punished. Most wouldn't be able to survive being on their own without any aid, so I recognize my privilege there. There is something to think about however.....
You have those who enjoy your company yes, that provide relief from the world, that give you hope, that give you joy?
Then why are you not instead of here?
*pause*
As I said, here because this is fun for me, causing mischief, being a relative ass as some people call me. You're here, and it's not. I daresay that it's relative to torture for you.
You should go where you are celebrated, not where you are merely tolerated.
Even if you can't avoid parties like this, or family events, it's important to be with those who raise you up, not put you down.
*pause*
*scoffs*
I, better than anyone, know the difference. Just because your family or friends are 'Nice' as you say, doesn't mean that they're, 'Good'.
Everyone pretends during this time of year that they're wonderful, kind, gentle people who want nothing more than peace and goodwill on this Earth.
And yet, these are the people who in the same breath can cast out their families, their friends, even people they do not even know because they are percieved as different, and therefore--in their eyes--wrong.
*chuckles softly* Perhaps.....but I don't perform as much villianry as I used to. Reformed I'm told.....practically a Saint.....
*chuckles*
Well....I still the god of mischief. I wouldn't do to ruin that part of my reputation.
*pause*
Now.....I suggest, that you, at your earliest convenience, gather together with those who actually treat you well and forget this night ever happened. It'll be good for you.....
*pause*
*laughs* And who would ever believe that? A god of mischief treating you better than the hundreds of people here.....including your own family?
*pause*
*sighs* I suppose you're welcome. Now stop moping and take my advice already?
Now if you'll excuse me, I have more Midgardians to torment.......Which ones did you say were your family again?
*chuckles*
Excellent.
Cumslut Fucktoy 2
Hello, Sweeteas!
This one’s special. It’s very, very dirty. Very, very hot. It’s a followup to the first Cumslut Fucktoy file, but can easily be listened to on its own. They share similar themes, but this one is a lot more intense.
Unlike most of my other files, before listening to this one, you’ll need a few things, so read through this carefully.
There are two main files available here, one meant to be listened to mostly out loud, with a pair of speakers or your phone. The other is more traditional, meant for headphones. For both, you’ll need a dildo and lube on hand.
The first version is for out-loud use, which starts with a regular induction (same as with the first file) which drops you into trance. After that, you’re told to remove your headphones and put the audio on speaker. Out loud. The longer you listen, the louder the audio will become. The louder my moans. The louder your moans. Along with this…you’ll be edging and fucking yourself and eating your own cum. Among…other things. All fun things. I promise! This is how it was meant to be used originally. All out loud and bringing with it the possibility that others will hear.
The second version is for headphones only, which means you’ll probably need some sort of wireless earbuds or headphones to follow along with the directions. You won’t be removing your headphones with this version, but you’ll be doing all the other things.
Both versions are interactive. You’ll have to kneel and fuck yourself. You’ll have to chant and edge and eat your own cum. You may get to cum. You may not. Who knows. All I know is that you’ll submit and have fun doing it. Lot and lots of fun.
Some other things to know: no pronouns are used in this recording, but I do mention cock, so that’s something you should probably have. There is also mention of wanting to eat not just your own cum, but that of others’ too. In the same vein, there is mention of wanting to be fucked not just by a dildo, but also cock.
This is a commissioned file which I’m very happy to say has been allowed to be shared with you all! It’s just too hot not to be.
If you’d like more spoilers, you can read the script
Miss Lilith
Cumslut Fucktoy 2
Hello, Sweeteas!
This one’s special. It’s very, very dirty. Very, very hot. It’s a followup to the first Cumslut Fucktoy file, but can easily be listened to on its own. They share similar themes, but this one is a lot more intense.
Unlike most of my other files, before listening to this one, you’ll need a few things, so read through this carefully.
There are two main files available here, one meant to be listened to mostly out loud, with a pair of speakers or your phone. The other is more traditional, meant for headphones. For both, you’ll need a dildo and lube on hand.
The first version is for out-loud use, which starts with a regular induction (same as with the first file) which drops you into trance. After that, you’re told to remove your headphones and put the audio on speaker. Out loud. The longer you listen, the louder the audio will become. The louder my moans. The louder your moans. Along with this…you’ll be edging and fucking yourself and eating your own cum. Among…other things. All fun things. I promise! This is how it was meant to be used originally. All out loud and bringing with it the possibility that others will hear.
The second version is for headphones only, which means you’ll probably need some sort of wireless earbuds or headphones to follow along with the directions. You won’t be removing your headphones with this version, but you’ll be doing all the other things.
Both versions are interactive. You’ll have to kneel and fuck yourself. You’ll have to chant and edge and eat your own cum. You may get to cum. You may not. Who knows. All I know is that you’ll submit and have fun doing it. Lot and lots of fun.
Some other things to know: no pronouns are used in this recording, but I do mention cock, so that’s something you should probably have. There is also mention of wanting to eat not just your own cum, but that of others’ too. In the same vein, there is mention of wanting to be fucked not just by a dildo, but also cock.
This is a commissioned file which I’m very happy to say has been allowed to be shared with you all! It’s just too hot not to be.
If you’d like more spoilers, you can read the script -
Miss Lilith
I have to start doing hypnosis somewhere, start it out with basic sessions I'll call back to later, well this is the start.
Later I'll make some kind of induction that doesn't involve fucking you up the butt with my strapon, establishing cock-brain-butt parallelism and pleasure, locking in a trigger tied to fucking your willing hole open and having your brain feel like it is being fucked vacant at the same time. For now this is it.
Try it, you might like it.
Includes full body relaxation, suggestions for masturbating yourself during and some intense language. Have a butt toy you like nearby or just keep a plug in and clench your butt along the whole time every time I thrust.
This was created for a patron of mine originally, but personal elements have been removed in this public version.
ADD failed first ramblefap... I split it so you
So, I knew that I would fail, and I sort of did so spectacularly. And I was really nervous, and took a bit to get comfortable, so I broke it up so you don't have to listen to the whole thing to get to what you want to hear. I had to be quiet, since I wasn't alone, and also, I'm giggly as fuck throughout.
If you're hardcore as fuck, or you're doing nothing and have an hour and a half to kill, and want to try to make it all the way through, have at it. Aprox 1:30:00
“I know that I’ve said I like hurting you, but what really turns me on is your fear, the feeling of dread when you don’t know what’s coming next. I want you to know that I’m coming for you.”
multiple
Hello, Sweeteas!
You try to summon a succubus, but instead get *me*, and I need to breed. I need you to breed me. Heat, passion, sex, and a mind-blowing orgasm await you, prey. All you have to do is hit play.
This is tagged as hypnosis, but doesn’t actually have much of an induction. It goes straight into the action almost immediately after the introduction and setup. The only post-hypnotic suggestion being that every orgasm with *me* feels better and better each time. Nothing else but pleasure.
(Trigger warnings: thunderstorm, fire sounds, pricking finger with a needle, and force)
If you like spoilers, you can read the script
Baby? I know you have to start getting ready for work soon, but...do you think we could fuck? Like, really quickly? You can say no...It's just...I'm really horny.
So now… I guess I’ll just have to stop dropping hints and just say it flat out.
I like you. A lot… A whole lot, actually… And I want to shout it out from every rooftop. I want it to be known. I want to be able to kiss you… I want to feel your arm around me when I feel sad… And I want to put my arms around you when the world becomes too much for you.
I want to stop being your friend and start being your girl. And I want you to be my man.
a sweet script by u/CatGirlDetective
Your grades have been shit, and you are about to fail my class. I would hate to see this happen to such a bright young man, so I've decided to give you my personal attention.
The best way to make young men your age pay attention is via sex.
I am absolutely determined to help you. I need you to consent first of course, and I am very strict...
But I know when one of my students needs this special attention.
"My Sweet boy", "Clench", and "Slave.Obey." from My Good Boy Series is required listening before this file. It is also made to go very well after Slut to My Voice, but can stand alone on it's own just fine.
This file should be placed right before another file of mine in your play list, either an HFO or JOI file, Hypnosis or non. "Marked by My Voice" will enhance the next file listened to, especially if the words "good boy" are used in the file.
Have a marker handy, you will be writing on yourself. Be risky and use permanent, or safe and use something a bit easier to wash off. And don't worry... My triggers will not be washing off as I place buttons on your skin to increase your pleasure.
Originally for a day in my Shibby's Slutty Hypnoslave Cum Calendar, this stand alone version was too good not to edit for use outside the calendar as well.
My most ambitious session yet, wherein you are taken deep underwater and deep into trance. There, you find me in all my glory, eager to take you in every way－body and all. I break your mind and fuck you silly with my cock as you follow and obey. Because down there, under the waters, the only one with power is me. I take your mind and introduce it to new levels of pleasure. I take your body and bring it to its very limits, saturating you with my voice and filling you with my cock and my words. There is no escape. You will melt before the sound of my voice and my commands. This outcome is inevitable. There is no gender mention in this file, but the listener must have a cock to enjoy this to its fullest. Aside from being a very descriptive fantasy scenario, this is also a very deep hypnosis session with a long induction and all the conditioning and triggers you so desire. You will be a somewhat changed person after you listen…but only for the better, of course. Miss Lilith
attempted
Hello! Back with a absolutely wonder script by the great u/sloth215 how this is their first script I have no idea because it is just amazing and I love it. I hope you all enjoy it too :)
What kind of TV doesn't have composite input?
We all have bad days, but it's always nice when we can come home to someone who reminds us that we are selflessly loved. Let me show that to you. Let me help you to forget the day.
Table Talk
Two friends have been flirting through their D&D characters, unable or unwilling to come to terms with their feelings for each other so instead they live vicariously through their party's Rogue and Cleric. The two find themselves spending Valentines Day hanging out and discussing the campaign and their characters. Little do they know that it's not just the fate of their characters' relationship that will change today.
Hey buddy, I saw you talking to . That's my girlfriend. Whelp... i guess now i have to challenge you to a fuck-off.
