Written by s1m0ns3z1
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!!! This is full of massive cock descriptors and references to potent sperm so please avoid if not your thing !!! The listener is 18 and his adopted mom is old enough to be his mom !!! Fertility issues, cock size and cheating are treated with extreme irreverence throughout the series so do not listen if that upsets you !!!
SFX are from Epidemic Sound and brief music is royalty free. Audio commissions open, email me: comms@lurkyaudio.com
Hello??
Are you there?
Crap, voicemail.
You didn’t answer. Actually, maybe I’m glad you didn’t answer.
Ok, so.
Oh god, maybe I shouldn’t….
Maybe I’ll just hang up.
Oh, but if I just hang up you’ll just hear me being confused.
You’ll just have these ramblings and maybe that’s worse.
Ok, I guess I’m doing this.
Where do I start?
I don’t know where to start.
Start at the beginning I guess.
Do you remember when we watched the fireworks together?
Last week?
Well… it’s like… I mean, I’ve looked at you a million different times. But it was like I was seeing you for the first time.
We were sitting on the beach and the way you looked caught my eye.
Your head was thrown back and you were laughing and your face was lit up by the fireworks and you just looked so happy.
And seeing you so happy made me happy.
And I realised that I’m happiest when I’m with you.
And I feel so silly that I never realised it before.
It’s like it’s been staring me right in the face but I was too close to see it.
And we’ve never taken that step, you know?
It’s like it wasn’t even something that ever entered my mind.
You were always with someone, or I was always with someone, and I guess I never looked at you that way.
You were just my friend, and, to be clear, if this doesn’t go the way I want it to go, I don’t ever want you not to be my friend.
It’s just, maybe…. Maybe we could be more?
And now we’re both single for the first time ever, and I think maybe we’d be good together?
I don’t know.
My head has been in the clouds all week, I haven't been able to focus on anything.
I’ve gotten no work done because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.
And all the things I like about you.
All your little gestures have been swimming around my mind.
The way you snort a little when something really makes you laugh*.
The way you get those adorable little frown wrinkles around your eyes when you’re really focusing on something.
And the way you always place me on the inside of the street when we’re walking somewhere.
And the way you are so goddamn specific about how you take your tea.
And the way you make everyone feel so comfortable in your presence.
It’s like, It’s like you always know what I need, and you do it without even putting any thought into it.
You take care of me, and it comes as naturally to you as breathing.
Everything about you just makes me happy.
The way you geek out about that podcast you love.
And all those ridiculous graphic tees you own, they just make me smile. And the way you always carry floss because “You never know when something’s gonna get stuck in your teeth. “
The way you always fall asleep every time we put a film on.
Seriously, it could be the scariest horror film and you’re just there, snoring away.
It makes me laugh, how deeply you sleep, I swear the house could fall down around you and you’d happily sleep right through it.
And I’ve been thinking about your hands and how comfortably they’d fit in mine.
And how cosy it is when we’re just chilling on the couch and how much cosier I’d feel if we were in bed together.
Sleeping, I mean if we were sleeping in the same bed.
Oh god, what am I doing?
Am I even making sense?
It’s just, I’ve been thinking about how safe I feel when I’m around you.
I’m able to be completely myself, and honestly, I can count on one hand how many people I feel that way around.
And I love, I love how passionately you talk about the things you love.
I could sit and listen to you wax lyrical about your stupid video games for hours.
The useless lore I have learned because of you will stay in my head forever.
And you’re so funny. You make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt, and my stomach hurts, and my eyes water, and then I look at you, and you’re laughing too, and we laugh together for what feels like forever, until I have to walk away to catch my breath.
You're just so, so, goddamn cute and I like you so much, and I just want to always be around you.
You’re my favourite person.
I just think you’re perfect, or at least, perfect for me.
Maybe… I think… I hope.
I’m hoping you’ll be my person.
What am I doing?
Anyway, that was me, bearing my heart and soul.
So if you… if you feel the same, let me know, and maybe we could go out?
On a date, I mean. We go out together all the time. I mean I want us to go out.
This is me saying I want to take you on a date.
And… and… if you don’t feel the same that’s ok.
Nothing has to change.
We’ll just carry on the way we’ve always been.
Because your friendship is so important to me.
I don’t ever want you not to be in my life, and whatever way you want to be in my life is fine with me.
Ok, I’m going to go and obsessively look at my phone waiting for you to get back to me.
Call me back, sooner rather than later, please?
Bye.
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Summary: Daddy comes into your room to say goodnight and tuck you in with a little extra reward for being a good girl that day.
This wonderful gem of a script is written by the wonderful u/idefkrnm Thanks so much for sharing this with me when I told you my posting schedule plan it was the perfect fit for my very first Wednesday post of the schedule and it resonated so hard I can't even right now man. (bad play on words of her username, it's not funny i should delete it but ayyy I won't)
I'm Fate you can find me over at u/chooseyourfateaudio and r/chooseyourfateaudio from there you can find all the different ways to support me as well as comment up vote and message :)
I'm open for commissions and personal improvs so feel free to reach out if you'd like one.
I hope that you have an amazing sleep now princess and thank you so so so sooosoosoosososoososoooooooo much for listening.
Big Bear HUGSSSSSS AND KISSES from Fate to you :) :*
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D
You've been so good for me lately. I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage.
Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting.
I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you don't wiggle around when I am destroying your knots.
This file will also include spanking and the beating of your body with a thumpy toy that doesn't hurt so much as it impacts. Using the ancient art of tapotement to get your bodies circulation going... my favorite part of giving a massage is right after the tapotement- when I place my hands on your shoulders, pressing down- and for a moment I can feel the body still vibrating.
One of those files I could never make while I was actually still doing massage therapy. ;D
You've been so good for me lately.
I think you deserve a reward... How about a nice long massage. Of course... we're both perverts so let's make it a *lil* more interesting.
I can't find a blindfold to protect your eyes from the light, so lets just use this leather hood. And some restraints so you don't wiggle around when I am destroying your knots. This file will also include spanking and the beating of your body with a thumpy toy that doesn't hurt so much as it impacts. Using the ancient art of tapotement to get your bodies circulation going... my favorite part of giving a massage is right after the tapotement- when I place my hands on your shoulders, pressing down- and for a moment I can feel the body still vibrating.
So, I decided to take a challenge the other day and asked people to work me up as much as possible, to #InspireMeToRecord, and oh boy did it work. As part of it, I had to ask a good friend of mine, Tina Moeder who you can find on twitter and OnlyFans, for help in making sure I didn't break my challenge of not relieving any tension before I was able to record. I want to give her Special thanks for *blushing so much right now* taking control of my cock for 15 hours, so that I could keep my hands off of my aching cock until I could record this for you. This audio is fantasy I thought of after some wonderful inspiration I received, and I hope you all enjoy it, I know I did, and I hope you like this more dominant style, I'm trying to get better at it, so I can offer a wider variety of experiences for everyone.
For more of my work, both SFW and NSFW here is my subreddit: () and community subreddit: () and my own website where I'll be posting things eventually: ()
Hiii this is my first time posting here with a new audio I'm really proud of this one I put a lot of work into it so I hope you enjoy it! Thank you so much for the support I've been really busy with holiday stuff and there's a huge storm where I'm at so I've been so scatter brained.
Summary:
A nervous monster hunter takes on a contract to slay you (a vampire) you spot him in the village at night and can tell he's new sure you've dealt with a bunch of monster hunters before but you can't help but feel diffrent about him a feeling rushes over your body a feeling you haven't felt in a long time is it lust? is it love? There's only one way to find out..
The fact that it's become too much has hit you all at once, and you've hidden yourself in the one place you know people won't come looking.
Contains: Confessions, Comfort, Emotions, Cuddling
Muriel comfort! I know he's not that good with words, but he tries, damnit. But yes, people wanted the big mountain man to cuddle and hold them, and I tried to deliver with some comfort and encouragement! I had fun with this script because Muriel is my favorite in Arcana lol. I hope you all enjoy!
~Audio Transcript Below~
Muriel:
*door opens*
I'm back Inanna.
*pause*
Inanna? Did you leave somehow?
*slightly louder*
Inanna?
*dog whine*
W-what?
Inanna....what--- what's going on?
Are they--? Are you......are you alright? What happened? Are you hurt, are you--?
*gasps softly*
I--I don't---where....where does it hurt?
*pause*
*swallows*
Y-you're.....you're not injured.....then why are you?
Oh.....please.....here....please....d-don't cry....I.......here......let me........will.....I mean.....do you....want to be.....touched......if you'd rather I not I can.....I can leave and.....
*dog bruff*
Yes....right....alright......here......let me.....
*huffs a breath*
Oh.....I......hey now.....uh.......shhhh....shh......it's......it's alright.....let it--let it out......take your time.....
*long pause*
So you're sure you're not injured anywhere.....?
*swallows*
Alright....yes....forgive me....I'll just......hold....you......
*long pause*
Do you.....wish to.....talk about....what's going on.....? If---if you don't you don't have to, I simply......
*pause*
I.....I see.......
*longer pause*
Well.....d-do you wish to know.....what I think?
I....I know that from the looks of everything that.....everything is all....resting on your shoudlers.......but you do know that.....you don't have to endure it all alone? You have Nadia.....you have Asra....when he is around and.....Faust and......well......
*swallows*
You have.....me......
*dog bruff?*
Yes, and Inanna.......she's been taking care of for.....who knows how long.....
That's just it though......I know it's hard to remember and it feels like you're alone, but you're not.....you have....a support system.......some who are ready....and willing.....to....die....for you.......
If need be......
*pause*
*breathes*
*softly* I.....I don't know what I would do if I lost you either.....
That's why....I'm willing.....to help keep you safe.....to help you keep this world safe......
I'm not going to give less of myself to you than I have to anything else in my life.....
*pause*
...Especially the gladiator games......
You......you've given me more purpose.......more..... than anything else......you.....*swallows* You make me nervous....and embarrassed....and sad....and worried.....but also....happy and....content....and---
For the longest time....before you.....I was content with living with everyone forgetting me.....with everyone leaving me alone......
*pause*
But that's the thing.....you......inserted yourself into my life.....you showed me.......kindness and softness that wasn't pity.....you've.....you've never feared me despite.....how I look....you.....also asserted yourself without fear.....you've talked back to me, you've talked me out of doing things that weren't smart.....you......treated me like I was.....someone who was....who was......worthwhile.....who was.....worthy....of your attention......even outside of.......
*pause*
Well.....to me....it seems....it felt.....it like you.....you want to spend time with me.....not because it's convenient for you or......you just using me because I'm useful it......
It feels like you come to me because you genuinely enjoy my company and that you like me and trust me and.......I..... to you......
And....and I haven't felt that way.....in a long time......
I've been used to feeling useful....and only that.....but......
No....what I......what you.....when I'm with you....I don't think I've ever felt.....what I feel when you're here.....when you're around.....
Seeing you hurt.....even....emotionally......perhaps......especially emotionally....fills me with sadness and worry and....some dread.....because.....if you're physically injured....I feel as though....there is at least that I can do to help you....
Emotionally.....I'm afraid I'm terrible at emotional things......and....I never know what to say......or how to say it.....and......I don't feel like I can......adequately.....provide help.......
*pause*
I.....I am? You think.......I do?
*pause*
I....I think Asra said that to me once.....that....for someone who seems as though I don't care.....I care immensely.....
I....I do....for those.....who are close to me.....for those who matter to me.....I....I care.....
......
I wish I could ease your mind.....and completely lift this....this weight off your shoulders.......but at the very least.....I can help make it.....at least a little more bearable.....for you....
*pause*
I....I am....helping?
*huffs a soft laugh* I....well....I'm glad....that......being here....for you.....helps......and know that........you....you matter....to me.....so....so very much and.......I would do........to help you.....
I mean it.......anything.......
Even if it's just for me to hold you.....even if it's for this place to be somewhere where you can escape and not worry for a while......I'll be here.....and......I'll do my best to help you........any way you need......
*pause*
You're going to do it......I know you are.....there's.....something about you....whenever I see you......when I see the amazing things that you do.....as well as.....well the no so incredible things......I think....."They're different.....there's something about them that.......that makes me believe that......everything is going to be alright in the end....."
You.....you may not believe in yourself......but......do you believe in me?
*pause*
Then....believe in me.....who believes in you.......you can do it.......I know it.......
Hiiiiii I was so so horny the other day and had some free time so I thought why not masturbate to all my fans and how fucked up and dark we all are and stroke myself so much to how much they love my work and what I would do to them
Scenario:
Your girlfriend has gone off to uni, and been missing you so so dearly. She runs into some 'girls' that say they can help her get closer to you. Your girlfriend takes their advice and tells you she has a special show planned for you on a full moon. And boy, does she miss you so so much.
Performed and Mixed by Miss Nia:
Written by MistyPurpull on Twitter:
MAN, ramblefaps are so much easier and less stressful, which is good, because-I'm passing out as I write this. I was doing a lot of voice auditions today, and I had a lot of fun doing the last ramblefap, so I decided "Maybe they'll wanna hear me cum... AGAIN?"
Honestly, my biggest complaint with my audio set up right now is that I don't know how the fuck to properly set up gain and shit so you can only hear me without that weird underwater sound effect, but you're probably already too horny to care about that if you're here, so~
Hii I'm back again with another improv I really appreciate all the support on the last one so I hope you enjoy this one just as much! I am having a lot of fun with improvs so expect more in the future!
Summary:
Your boyfriend has been so busy with work as of late and you've been feeling down because he hasn't been giving you the attention you usually get from him well he is here to fix that now in all the ways you deserve and he isn't gonna stop until you're happy again <3
So apparently I don't know jack shit about sex.
I've tried to be subtle. I've tried to be obvious. But you make it so difficult for me to tell you how I really feel with my own words... so let me kiss you and see if I can get them out this way.
Why are HVAC repairmen so damn hot? becomes so you get
im sick and just laid down to relax when you come to check on me.. im so tired and weak.. so you decide to "help".. though in the end its more like you're just helping yourself
its easy to strip me and push in (｡>\\<) it feels so good, but even if i wanted to fight you off.... its your fault if you get sick though..
ok heres the second lil audio im posting this week.. theres a little bit of a free use theme oops.. i didn't really intend that it just sort of happened lol.. i guess i was just in a (｡>\\<) used kinda mood....
((also if you wanna hear more of my exclusive stuff, get audios early, or make requests i have a patreon @ TeddyBoyAudios))
Seems pretty straightforward? You're so massive I can't think of anything else to say, babe. It's not my fault I'm so dumb around you.
Love is so short, forgetting is so long.
Summary: Princess wakes up from a nap feeling very chilly and needy, so she wraps herself around one of daddy's legs while he does... whatever the heck daddies do on the computer, until desire takes over, leading to something unexpectedly special.
All writing credit to one of my absolute favorites u/Idefkrnm every time I read something new or hear something new I get excited I am very drawn to them as an artist! Please go give her a follow!
I'm Fate find me at u/chooseyourfateaudio or r/chooseyourfateaudio I had a really nice time with this one and you'll be able to hear more about how personal it felt in my outro.
Thanks so much for listening remember you're perfect and deserve love!
Bye I'm Fate!
"After a long day at work I'm finally home, and I thought of a way to help you relax since you've been so stressed out lately, I think you'll love it." This is the second version of this audio as the first one I did I use Daddy as part of it, and I wanted to have a version that didn't involve that kink so they could enjoy it without getting a bit put off by it. ... I now have a google form for anonymous feedback and I would love to hear back about what you like or dislike, or just how much you enjoyed listening to my audios, so please click on the link and let me know your thoughts, or really anything you want to let me know () ... You can find me on Twitter () and for more of my work, both SFW and NSFW here is my subreddit: () and community subreddit: () ... And my own website where I'll be posting my writing: ()
