All done! And you were going to pay someone to change your oil for you. You're lucky your best friend is awesome with cars.
No, I won't take your money. But you could buy me some dinner. Tonight is good. We could even go right-
Oh, I see. It's another frat event. Let me guess... the strip club again?
I knew it. You already look guilty. And maybe you're thinking about how much money you're going to waste this time. You get a little drunk, and a little horny, and you go crazy on lap dances.
Well, time for me to save you from yourself. I saved you from spending money on an oil change. Now I'm going to save you from spending even more on some stripping and a lap dance.
Oh, don't give me that look. Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I can't change the oil in your car. And just because I'm a tomboy doesn't mean I can't give you the best lap dance of your life.
You're a new dancer at the local strip club. A certain vampire takes notice of you and pays for a dance. She tempts you to the alley where you two have more private fun~
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You asked me what I want for Christmas, right? Well, I have a little song to sing you about what I want. You just sit there and let me tease you a bit...strip a little...dance a little. I know, I’m not one to be dirty, but...call it a Christmas miracle, okay?!
SUMMARY: After your rooftop makeout session with the beautiful woman who’d never had a good kiss, you continue the evening with a quick slow dance at the reception before you drive her home. She invites you up for a bit, where you learn she is moving back home. You make it your mission to seduce her so thoroughly that she couldn’t possibly think of moving away. But does it work?
script by: u/BonSoirAnxiety
1,000 More Kisses
SUMMARY: The continuation of our favorite rooftop smoochers as they continue their evening with a quick slow dance at the reception before he drives her home. She invites him up for a bit, where he learns she is moving back home. He makes it his mission to seduce her so thoroughly that she couldn’t possibly think of moving away. But does it work?
Fractionated by the inexorable pull of the a puppeteers strings. Brought to dance before her in the dreamscape only to have your strings cut leaving you helpless, becoming totally at her mercy. Thankfully her heart is kind enough to let you go.
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This file is improvised and a part of my Season 01 Improv
You're having trouble sleeping? Curl up closer and I'll sing us both to sleep, love.
Quick note on songs and gendered terms:
1.) Slow Dance With You - Marceline, Adventure Time
2.) Red (demo version) - Miki Ratsula
3.) The Moon Song - Karen O
“The steps I showcased during class were more focused on solo dancing but couple dancing, that’s a lot more intimate. What do you say? Let’s call it a private lesson.”
You're a TA and you've had a crush on your hot professor forever. Tonight's graduation night and you're finally making your move.
Turns out, she has a few secrets to share.
Enjoy!
Script by u/watsonj3981
"Do you hear the waves? The creaking of my ship? Do you hear the aroused sighs of my crew, watching us? Do you feel how wet my soft, tight cunt is still, wrapped tight around your cock, mmm, a hot wet sheath for your blade? Oh, my king."
Script By u/Ravishagirl
Sound effects from freesound.org
freesound
Metal sword fall - GET_Accel
Waves at Baltic Sea shore.wav- pulswelle
LargeWoodenShip.mp3- PimFeijen -
SwordBattle2.wav - freefire66 -
Sword Fight 1.MP3 - FunWithSound -
The Blend - The Bartender turns to to CW: ,
*Writer’s Notes* If you happen to self-stimulate when you listen to audios, I have a humble recommendation to try for a portion of this audio. Get on your bed, on your back, and hang your head back over the edge of the bed, so your head is upside down. You could stack some pillows to elevate your body a bit as well, if you want to get fancy. It isn't as intense as actual full body inverted suspension, but it has a similar effect, and there's less chance of it getting to be too much. The goal is to send a little blood pressure to your head, which can make orgasm...different, for some people (but not all). If you get too dizzy or feel a significant amount of pressure, obviously, stop. If you're following along, you'll know when ;).
If you called it a date, Muriel probably wouldn't have come with you, especially if he knew what you have planned. But simply asking him to come with you? Well.....he'd do anything for you, really.
Contains: Slight Dancing, Romance, Stargazing, Skinny Dipping, Confessions, Frottage, Kissing.
It's Muriel! I literally cannot tell you how hard this audio was for me to pick a character with, hence the need for more time this month, but I think I got it out in the end! But whew! Voicing Muriel is definitely different! I wanted to make him different when it comes to other gravelly-voiced characters, so I did his voice with one side of my top and bottom canines touching at all times, so it was definitely different. It was also different because with the dialogue and the character, Muriel carries so much tension with him that I was starting to feel it too, and I had to take breaks so I wouldn't cramp up my muscles lol. Anyways, I hope you all enjoy!
~Audio Transcript Below~
Muriel: I do have to admit.....tonight is far nicer than it has been in a long while.....a momentary lapse of peace.....perhaps....even the universe has seen how much turmoil there's been....and....realizes we've needed some respite......
Are we going somewhere in particular? You seem.....determined......very....specific in your walking......
Yes.....there are hills that overlook certain parts of the forest that way......why do you ask?
Alright....lead the way.....be careful however.....it's.....still a forest.....
*sputters softly*
Me being here with you......doesn't make it any less dangerous......
*long pause*
So you were directing us up the hills.....is there a reason as to---
W-what? What are you---why do you---?
This is what you brought us up here for?
*pause*
W-why?
*pause*
Because....you thought....it would be nice?
I......*swallows*
*softly* Y-you will.....have to show me how.......
No.....it's not something.....someone like me would ever....do......
I.....so I put my hand....here?
And.....what of my other one?
*swallows* Y-Your waist.....right......y-yes.....
*pause*
Like this?
I don't know if....I'll able to do any steps....what if I.....I don't want to step on your feet......
Swaying?
I.....I suppose I can do that.......
*long pause*
This is......pleasant.....
*pause*
I am....stiff because....I am extremely out....of my element......
*pause*
Yes but......trying hard....keeps you safe.....
Just....close me eyes.....and breathe?
*softly*
A-Alright.........
*Breathes softly*
*long pause*
Yes.....it is nice....to....feel your warmth.....it....
Hm?
Look up at the stars? I've already seen them--
*pause*
A-Alright.....f-for you....
*breathes*
*long pause*
W-what am I thinking? Y-you....you don't want to hear my---
*sighs softly*
G-give me a moment.....
*pause*
I....I've walked through this forest.....more times than I care to count......have seen the stars.......have wanted to count them......to dwell in them.....but.....here.....right now.....they have never been more......meaningful.....more.....breathtaking.....than they are now......here......with you.....
*softly* It almost feels like we're.....in our own world.....where......nothing bad can happen.....
*softly laughs, deprecating* Foolish to believe.....isn't it?
*gasps softly into kiss*
I....I.....You....we......what.....
*gasps into kiss again*
*shudders a breath*
W-wait.....f-follow you.....?
*Fades Out*
*Fades In*
So the....dancing under the stars wasn't your only plan? You.....
The creek? Why the.......
What do you mean by?
*chokes softly*
You....what.....?! Please....put your....put your clothes back on!
*pause*
That's the point?
*pause*
If you don't want to get your clothes wet, then why go into the water at all??
*pause*
*groans softly, embarrassed*
If this was your aim the entire time……
*swallows*
You…..it…...does look…..inviting…..
*sighs deeply*
You’re going to persist until I come in as well…..aren't you?
*sighs again*
*pause*
*clothing shuffling*
*wades slowly into the water*
*groans softly*
*clears throat, as if caught* I uh.....it's....warmer......than I thought.....
N-No dont!......don't come near me.....just.....just yet....
*long pause*
A-alright....I......*swallows and inhales, then exhales* Y-you can......if you wish.....
*breathes softly*
I.....I look away because you......it's different...... that you're here.......that you're.....we're......like this.......
Yes.....naked.....
*pause*
Y-Yes......I.....I am quite a bit larger than you......
I…...I…….you….my skin? Is….warm?
*breathes softly*
*gasps*
I---I…..Forgive me….I…..
*moans softly*
N-No....we can't.....just because.....just because I'm like this.....doesn't mean......you don't have to....
*pause*
.....What?
That was....the......entire reason you wanted....to get in the water *swallows* naked?
I….I……
O-Oh…..
Y-you? A-As well?
I……
*soft moans*
I…..you’re so…...oh…...
*panting softly*
We can't.....we can't...I'm.....I'm too big for you right now.....I won’t....not with---not without proper......*swallows* preparations....
*breathes, slightly helpless* I know....I.....
*kiss*
I just won't hurt you.....I can't.....please.......please understand......it.....it doesn't mean that I don't want you.....I just.....
*kiss*
......Alright......
I....*breathes* I have an idea......
Just.......carefully.....like this.....
*lifts listener out of the water*
Wrap your legs.....like this....I'm going to hold you up.....against the rock......
Tell me if it gets uncomfortable.....alright?
*pause*
*kiss* I know.....I want to avoid.....hurting you.....even.....in the midst of.....pleasure.....
Adjust, just slightly.....bring your leg here....?
*moans softly*
Y-yes.....like that.....
*soft moans and pants*
*gasps*
S-Slow! Slow....please.....just.......
*panting*
Y-your eagerness.....is.....slightly hard to believe......
*pause*
I never thought.....that.....with me.....
*moans and pants*
*tightly*
I....I know I'm holding back.....I......*desperately* I'm so afraid of hurting you......
*kisses*
It.....it's so hard to.....to forget what I've done.....how.....how dangerous I feel.....how for so long....I did not.....could not have something like this.....like....like you......and now that I have you it is......I don't think I could bare to lose you......
*stutters with a moan*
Y--yes.....yes you have me......
*pants and moans*
I'm so afraid that with everything happening around us that.....that if I get close to you....that something bad will happen, and I don't think I would be able to survive that so.....so I try to be distant.....but it's so hard.....
*pause*
Because I you so much.....
*soft kisses interspersed with moans*
You are........beyond words.......the only thing running through my head is......how breathtaking you are......
*lowly, almost whisper*
You mean.............
*moans and pants*
Y-Yes.....me....too......close.....
*pants and moans*
Going-----going to……*quick gasp*
*closed mouth moan*
*soft panting*
C-come now…..let’s…..get out of the water…….
It’s a warm night…..so it won’t be too……
*pause*
I….*clears throat* I don’t think……..
*pause*
If it…...helps…..you stay warm….I suppose we can…..lay together…..
*long pause*
L-Like this?
Oh-oh…..alright…..
*long pause*
It's hard to believe that we're here......that this.....isn't a dream that I've made up.....that I'm not going to wake up and.....find myself alone.......
*breathes* If it is......would it be selfish of me.....wanting to never wake up? Even though the you in real life would be in danger?
*pause*
*soft kiss*
You don't have to......*swallows*
It will......take some getting used to.....you....being here.....with me.......like.....*embarrassed* this......
I enjoyed it.....thoroughly.....all of it…..not just the…….…….that's not.....*clears throat* in question.......
*pause*
I--I......don't know if I could do this all the time....it.....was a lot.....but.......if that doesn't anger you I.....would not be....opposed to trying this again?
*kiss*
*breathes* Thank you......for everything.......This was.....good…...
Happy Birthday, babe!
Lemme make it extra special for you! :3
