You’ve gone through the trouble to come all the way to the base to see McCree, and you’re not leaving without getting something special.
Contains: Dirty talk, Sex, Oral Sex, Semi Public Sex, Almost Getting Caught, Doggy Style, Implied Listener with a Vagina (No use of gendered pronouns or genitalia however)
It’s another commission audio! This was commissioned and written by @theblueringoctopussy on tumblr!
This audio has been tagged as implied listener with a vagina, mostly for sounds and a few of the lines that McCree says, but there’s no gendered pronouns or genitalia reference in the audio. However, I would suggest reading over the script before listening to be sure nothing is triggering for you! I’ve marked the lines in bold in the script below!
~Audio Transcript Below~
McCree: -Next time around we should probably send Genji in first, get’em to sweep the small fries and I’ll come in with-
McCree: I have a what now? A visitor? How did they get past- okay, okay. I’ll be right back y’all. Don’t go assigning me to nothing silly while I’m gone!
McCree: What are you doing here? You know I don’t like it when you come to headquarters, it’s way too-
McCree: You wanted to bring me lunch? Well shoot, and here I am being an ass to you, darling. I’m sorry.
McCree: Haha! No you’re right, I know I don’t deserve you. You’re always too good to me. How’d you get past the guards anyway?
McCree: Sweet talked em? Well you are a sweet talker. Probably ‘cause you got such sweet lips…
McCree: What are you?-
McCree: Oh, I see you didn’t just wanna bring me lunch. Well, let me show you how thankful I am for you coming by. We just gotta We gotta We gotta be quiet, believe it or not the walls are thin as hell.
McCree: Sit down on that the desk for me. It’s alright, just push that aside, those papers aint that important. Reyes is always pissed, babe. Now go on, I gotta get back to my meeting.
McCree: Now let’s get these pants off. And… your underwear… Open your legs for me… there we go….. You came all the way down here to bring me lunch, be a shame if I let it go to waste. I gotta dirty mind? Well I guess I can Heh, that’s what a thought…
McCree: Shhh shhh, not so loud baby. There we go. That’s it sweet heart. Mmmm. Fuck you’re just about ready for me, sweetie. How long did they have you waiting in here for me? Too long I’m guessing. All by yourself, thinking about all the stuff you wanted me to do to you when I got in. I’m sorry for making you wait.
McCree: Fuck, If I don’t stop now I’ll be eating ya out all day. I know you were close, I know, just don’t gotta lot of time. Look, gimme your hand. You feel that? You feel how hard I am for you? I ain’t tryna rush you out. Hell, I’d be lying if I said I never thought about this before, especially when I’m stuck down here weeks on end. Just you bent over my desk with your pretty round ass up in the air. Oh yea? Heh, well then, go on bend over for me.
McCree: Shit, this is better than I imaged. Thank you, baby. Hmm…. You ready? Okay, I’m just gonna Oh yes… That’s it. Let me get you off baby.
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McCree: Shit. Okay. Maybe… fuck. Maybe this is gonna be – be a lot. Oh fuck. A lot harder than I thought. This feels so fucking good. I know it feels good for you.
McCree: I know, cause you can barely keep your voice down while I touch ya. Does my cock feel that good? Or is it getting you off, me fucking you on my desk. The idea of someone catching us? Fuck. Shhh shh you don’t want no one else hearing those sexy noises you make?
McCree: Don’t think I’ll be able to go back to my meeting after this, I -fuck. Oh god you feel so good baby.
McCree: I know what I said, I just- You make it so hard baby. Come here There you go, how’s that feel. Your back pressed up against your back, good right? And I can Get you off easier- fuck, that’s it baby. Cum for me.
McCree: Oh fuck, I feel it. Squeezing around me like that. You’re almost there baby. Come on. You’re doing so good, baby, you’re right on the edge. Aw fuck. So am I. I just need you to cum – What’s that what now? The blinking light,What are you, the phone! Had it on silent-Crap crap that’s probably Reyes just, hand it to me.
McCree: Yes Sir. No sir I’m just seeing off my- I know I know, I-
McCree: Damn i- No not you sir I just Hmmhmm. Hmmmmhhmmmm. Got it, won’t let it happen again. Okay, I’ll be back soon.
McCree: No you didn’t get me in trouble, but I know someone who is. You, backing up against me like that, god so fucking bad. But damn if I don’t love it when you’re like this. Now where were we? Oh yea-
McCree: Fuck baby, you’re squeezing around me so tight again. What do you need baby? What do you need for me to get your off? You need fingers to go faster? My cock to go deeper? What is it, you tell me and it’s all yours baby. Whatever you need. I’ll give it. You do so much for me, baby. Anything and everything. You know it’s yours. Fuck- I know you’re ready to cum. I am too, baby. Come on, come on, come on, come on – oh fuck.
McCree: Jesus…. We gotta do this again… Don’t worry about the mess, I’ll clean it up. Hey now! Just cause I mix the laundry up doesn’t mean I can’t clean. That was one time. Besides, I think my draws look better lavender anyway. Pants are over there Heading home already? Damn, wanted to eat lunch with you while you were here, don’t know when I’ll be back home next. I know. We’re regular ships in the night sometimes, I swear. Okay, you be safe too then. Love you too, baby. Let me at least walk you out. I can be a gentleman, jeez.
McCree: Boss! Shit- Hey, I’m just walking out my – Yes sir. The paperwork on the floor, just a little- What do you need to talk to me about? Can’t I just- Confidence, time sensitive, got it. Alright, I guess Security can walk’em out. You okay with that, hon. Alright, I’ll see you later then. Love you.
McCree: Come on, what couldn’t wait I at least walked them to the gate? How long we got till we take off? Shit, well, at least I got something to eat on the ride there. Hmm? Oh I- I don’t know what you’re talking about we were- Shit- yep. No. No, you’re right Boss, I don’t think I can really explain away those underwear on the floor either…
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So, as we have 1,2,3,4 etc word challenges why not take it to its logical end and go for no words at all. So, in the theme the aim of this challenge is to record yourself having some alone time (or not alone time i guess, up to you) and to not say any words at all until you finish. Just moans, gasps, growls, spanks, wet noises, anything you want but no words at all.
Thanks, u/aural_brit for inspiring me to do this challenge!
When I’d reached the five minute mark, I started talking, and once I’d finished, I started giggling, so cheers to you if you make it to the end!
One listener asked me very nicely if I could do an audio where I say Daddy and another humbly requested wet noises. So here we are, my improv attempt at giving you the best of both worlds with no distracting fluff. Just pure, grade A smut.
*“Oh yes Daddy. Oh yes Daddy. Yes Daddy. Oh oh oh! I fucking love it Daddy! Ooh Daddy! Oooh please Daddy! Please Daddy, I wanna cum! Ahhhh fuck! Oh Daddyyy!”*
As always, comments and DMs welcome.
***This is an original improv audio and work of creative fiction owned by me. This is a fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults.***
Good morning, friends and fellow perverts! Here is another improv offering from me, in which I edge myself three (additional) times before allowing myself to cum. There are lots of wet noises, moans, and all I say is “Fuck me, Daddy!” and variants thereof.
*“I’ve already edged myself three times and I was thinking about just recording myself cumming… and then I realized that it’s not really what I want to do. What I want to do is cum, and all I want to say is “Fuck me, Daddy!” So that’s what I’m gonna do.”*
Cheat sheet for the skippers:
2:06 - edge
2:49 - edge
3:45 - edge
4:21 – orgasm
As always, comments and DMs welcome.
***This is an original improv audio and work of creative fiction owned by me. This is a fantasy by adults, for adults, and about adults.***
I read some comments on GWA Sapphic concerning the fact that audios for masc of center queer people, transmasc, and butch lesbians/ butch people as listeners can be harder to find. I wanted to remedy that a bit. I wrote a script for an entirely different scenario and then this came out. Story: The listener got jealous and insecure during a night out and speaker wanted to make sure they knew they were loved and cherished…and also making sure the listener came inside them.
I started touching myself halfway through. Around 17:00 mark there’s some noise interference as I turned on my stomach and my phone was in my pillow a bit. Hopefully it doesn’t ruin the experience.
Please enjoy and leave feedback if you have any. I really appreciate it ♥️
Nicknames used/pet names mentioned: Pretty Boy, Good Boy, Slut, Baby
Genitals mentioned (speaker’s): pussy, cunt, clit, hole, wet
(listener’s): cock, strap, wet, hard
